Corrupt-A-Wish

[catter]

Granted, it's a red Plymouth filled with angry, cannibal squirrels.

I wish for the cannibals to raise me from the dead to be their village pet.

[ChirpScree]

Granted, you're out there fighting Z's.

I wish for ZVaccine. hahaha

[catter]

Granted, but there is no zombie apocalypse to cure so the information eventually gets lost... Then when the vaccine is needed again, people have to re-invent it.

I wish that ZVaccine was what I just described and not a real vaccine (because if it is a real vaccine name, then I will have to explain my laziness which will end in me just feeling ashamed)...

[ManHuntingSquirrel]

Granted, the vaccines are a bunch of 1's and 0's, good luck injecting electrons on your bloodstream.

I wish for caca

[catter]

Granted, a big pile of horse and cow manure land on your head.

I wish for the power of responstibility.

[ManHuntingSquirrel]

Granted, you are put in charge of all the babies in the world. Soon enough, you're buried under a big pile of baby manure.

I wish for peepee

[catter]

Granted... it is underwhelming and grotesque as it was severed from someone a while ago and has yet to be reattached.

I wish for this baby manure to be relocated onto a particular someone who asked for caca recently.

[ManHuntingSquirrel]

Granted, sadly i have to corrupt this even if i like it. It is relocated onto a cat i know

I wish for vomit

[catter]

Granted, you cannot stop vomiting. Eventually you pass out due to exhaustion and later starve due to not eating for long enough. Guess you shouldn't provoke Tynan's bugs...

I wish for motive, opportunity, and means.

[ManHuntingSquirrel]

Granted, because of them you stop counting, because you actually have something to do that is not spending 2 years of your life typing little numbers in a god forsaken forum with a guy that as far as you know could be a holocaust denier.

I wish for an uhhhhhh ______ pizza

[catter]

Granted, however this blank pizza is a bit bland for your tastes.

I wish to understand the subtle difference between hope and determination.

[ManHuntingSquirrel]

Granted. Hope is a word that you tatoo on your arm, determination is funi sans word.

I wish of less bland uhhhhh ____ pizza

[catter]

Granted, you now get a blank pizza that tastes like electric sparks and ozone.

I wish for the end to draw in dramatically.

[ManHuntingSquirrel]

Well, there you have it. It ended dramatically, we all just went our own separate ways. Not necessarily exciting or frenetic, but surely dramatically.

I wish for you to see this Catter lol