Support dihydrogen monoxide awareness!

Started by Listen1, July 19, 2016, 10:22:43 AM

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FlayedOne

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It's even worse! Do you know everyone who drank it either already died or are going to?!

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My friend inhaled a small amount of Dihydrogen monoxide and he almost died.

Kegereneku

Indeed, the damn thing is used in everything, from garbage food to solvent and weedkiller.
We should at least ban the damn thing from consumption.
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Listen1

Quote from: Kegereneku on July 19, 2016, 12:48:56 PM
Indeed, the damn thing is used in everything, from garbage food to solvent and weedkiller.
We should at least ban the damn thing from consumption.

Not only that, but:



Srysly, I laughed so hard at my office, here goes the whole thread
http://imgur.com/gallery/rXaal

Kegereneku

Once I did got one person seriously interested in knowing why the hell there was a product as dangerous in everyday product.
...until he started asking the right question forcing me to reveal the truth about this natural solvent.
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Coenmcj

100% of all violent criminals have consumed DiHydrogen Monoxide, we need to raise awareness guys! :( They put this stuff in alot of products we use every day!
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mumblemumble

flying rock, this is funny as shit, and surprisingly clever, gotta hand it to you. Especially since, technically speaking, all of this is true.
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milon

It's also been a running joke for at least 20 years now.  ;)

But that doesn't stop me from enjoying it any less!

Simon_The_Space_Engineer

Quote from: milon on July 28, 2016, 02:37:19 PM
It's also been a running joke for at least 20 years now.  ;)

But that doesn't stop me from enjoying it any less!
i had a friend try to pull this on me and i thought something was wrong for a bit. too bad i didnt realize what it actually is =P but you know what they sometimes say, ignorance is bliss
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Snownova

Did you know that 50% of people who are exposed to Dihidrogen Monoxide die before reaching the median life expectancy?

Kegereneku

Dihydrogen monoxide is also the most addictive substance ever known. You inevitably die if you try to stop consuming it.
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SpaceDorf

Dyhidrogen Monoxide is also one of the main reasons for Tsunamis.
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milon

And hail storms. And drought. And it encourages the breeding of mosquitos that carry diseases.

SpaceDorf

Local Cultleaders convinced parents to use DHMO on new born children !
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