Story time

Started by shaw357, July 20, 2016, 01:49:18 PM

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shaw357

Green Text Story cause it's easy

>Playing rimworld on steam
>Pretty OK colony, had it's ups and downs
>First colony member is now a vegetable because of a brain injury, been a vegetable for a year
>Psychic drone causing colonists to hate and question themselves
>Dazes and Berserks
>"No problem" I think, " I'll just move all my turrets around the crashed ship that's causing the drone, and destroy it that way
>A few minutes before I can hook up the electricity to my turrets on the other side of the map, a manhunter pack rolls in
>All my turrets gone
>A colonist is too far away to get to the safety of inside
>Mauled.jpg
>Slowly bleeding to death
>Drone gets worse
>Trader caravan comes in
>"I'm saved!.mp3"
>Drone drives all animals in the area crazy
>The caravan's bears that were with them maul their masters to death
> Another colonist gets depressed and cant take it any more
>walks out into the cold night to be willingly eaten by manhunter boars
>Currently paused
>Send help.

Wex

Losing is fun!
Not really, but the psychic ship, when you have 3 colonist should spawn a couple of "schiters" tops; you overdid.
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
    Harlan Ellison

shaw357

Quote from: Wex on July 20, 2016, 05:37:13 PM
Losing is fun!
Not really, but the psychic ship, when you have 3 colonist should spawn a couple of "schiters" tops; you overdid.

I can't say I understand what you mean by, "When you have 3 colonist should spawn a couple of 'schiters' tops; you overdid."

Dante King

Scythers = Schiters = Shit Scythers?

shaw357

Update:

>Man up
>Wait out the manhunters
>Leave the wounded members out to die
>One succumbs to blood loss
>Waiting in painful silence
>Wait... the silence is too quiet
>Osh*t the manhunters are sleeping
>Send someone to sneakily rescue remaining colonists
>success.jpg
>Thingsarelookingup
>Manhunters leave/starve to death
>Connect Electricity to Turrets
>Rustle the hornet's nest (Ship full of insane robots)
>Turrets kill em
>Feelsgoodman
>Psychic drone gets worse
>3 berzerks
>Mess up the faces of my colonists
>Subdue two into submission
>Beat one to death
>Destroy ship
>Everything is going to go good from now on, right?
>3 days later
>Everyone in workshop doing work
>Random short circuit
>Massive Fire
>Everyone is dead
Thanks Rimworld, I know you wanted me to lose, but come on!

Wex

Quote from: Dante King on July 20, 2016, 07:14:53 PM
Scythers = Schiters = Shit Scythers?
Someone finally gets it. :D
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
    Harlan Ellison

Dante King

Yay, but scythers are super OP for me with my crappy survival rifle and pistol :P

Wex

Close in. They are hard to kill at range, but they are no match for a decent brawler.
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
    Harlan Ellison

Dante King

They 1-shot me at close range, and mince me in hand-to-hand, halp