Rubber dildos, capable of inflating balloons when squeezed, used to fight fires

[buttflexspireling]

I was just wondering whether Rimworld could use more sexual performers from like a cult-like troupe of performers. They could even have tampons coated with lube for treatment of wounds, I suspect.

[chaotix14]

I think we have ourselves a very likely compromised account. Or the account user has suddenly become clinically insane.

[Wex]

And here we go...

[Pax_Empyrean]

This isn't a compromised account, it's just a troll. They were acting like a crazy asshole from day one.

[mumblemumble]

Yeah, guy is clearly a troll....though, the mods, to their credit, don't ban "obvious trolls" unless they break the rules. While in this is irritating, I greatly respect them taking this approach

[Listen1]

I dunno, condoms may act as water bags in critical situation, this guy might have a point.

[mumblemumble]

Uhm, rock?... Don't you think there would be BETTER ways to fight fires than buying, and then improvising a sex toy?

Besides that, half of him talking is a nonsensical series of talking about random stuff. And lubed tampons in a would would quite possibly cause toxic shock, infection, and other problems.

[milon]

If it's a nonsense post, replying to it does nothing beyond bumping it to the top again. Just let the thread die please.

[SpaceDorf]

Someone called the two of them performance Art.

*looks around* Don't tell anyone, but I love those posts. After the first read the posts always feel like they should make sense but don't and at least they are funny as hell.

So please let them continue to play Calvinball-Online.