My luck of the draw includes an ugly gay colonist and a pyromaniac teacher...

[buttflexspireling]

Uhhh... I didn't think that people, gay or otherwise, considered
themselves to be ugly. Perhaps they can be socially inept...
Has there been a history of gay people considering each other to
be ugly? Can a teacher really be a pyromaniac?

[CakeOP101]

After teaching, he goes to his house, opens up his storeroom, gets the wood and and slowly burns it

[SpaceDorf]

Well being ugly has nothing todo with your sexual orientation.

For the pyromaniacs I only have one arguement : Chemistry.

Think McGuyver, Walther White, I think there where multiple Crime Series Episodes about Bomb Building Chemistry Teachers.
Also the Scientific description my Teacher gave us back in School : if it smells, burns or goes boom its chemistry.
( additional : if it eats, grows and fucks its biology. if it should work in theory but doesn't its physics )

[John_Bigless]

Uhhh... I didn't think that people, gay or otherwise, considered
themselves to be ugly. Perhaps they can be socially inept...
Has there been a history of gay people considering each other to
be ugly? Can a teacher really be a pyromaniac?

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