Tynan, you dirty person [Sylvester lubricants (exotic goods trader)]

[mumblemumble]

I know the names are procedurally made, but I busted out laughing when I saw this one.

i think the fact its an "exotic goods" trader is just the icing on the cake... because exotic lubricants generally only means one kind.



This joke might of been made before, sorry if it has, but its the first time I've seen it.

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[MeowRailroad]

I forget where I saw it, it could have been on Reddit but someone a while ago got a a trader called the Black Ape Export Co. And it was a slave trader.

[Mr.Cross]

It was on this site, quite a ways back.

[ReZpawner]

To be completely fair though, if you're going to have an encounter with Tynan's exotics, you'll want some lubricants handy. It's best for everyone involved.

[Shabazza]

It's not that weird as the name of my last colonies starter dog. His name was: "Crazy".
I needed a couple of minutes to realize that it's his name and not his condition. XD

[carbon]

Shaft Solutions, when you need extra bulk for your goods.

This game...

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