Rip my Colony

[Catacman]

Let's start from the beginning, so I started a colony (Surprising, I know) with the "Tribal" Start scenario, put it on the easier settings as I wanted a nice chilled game with this colony. So I spawn in, and whaddya know, I( start next to a structure, go to deconstruct it, ancient evil bla bla bla. I figure that I can still build my base here, no reason why not, so I just build around it. Fast forward two seasons, my base is thriving, lost one guy to a snake attack, but other than that, it has all been fine. I have a prisoner who refuses to join me, but I keep trying as her stats are mighty fine.

However, the ungrateful cow stages a prison break, you may be thinking "So what? You only have one prisoner" Yes, but my entire colony is built around this "Ancient evil" into a mountain, and her door faces this evil... So what does she do, but sprint straight for the wall, and punch it in... Now, I have the game paused, with two scythers and a centipede looming on my base... From the inside...


Okay, I forgot to post this before I pressed play, got distracted while taking screenshots. But here's an update, As I am tribal, most of my people have melee weapons, so, when the scythers tried to attack me, I beat the hell out of them, it really was that satisfying, I can assure you, in the meantime, the prisoner beat the hell out of one of my colonists (They survived, thankfully) and then picked up the only gun I have, a machine pistol, and then used this to shoot at her only hope of survival, my colonists, so, with the scythers dead, I attacked her with my club guy, who won, due to her being severely wounded by my colonist who she was standing on.

At this point, all thast was left was a charge rifle weilding centipede, I have fourish colonists down, but all they have now is this centipede, so I set my Great bow to stand in cover and fire at him, and my two melees to pick up my wounded (None of them died somehow), one of them is a doctor, so I leave him to heal my wounded, and then I get the other one to pick up a great bow and get into cover, the centipede continues to be a worthless shot, so, in the end, I win with no deaths, and only one lost hand! Praise RNGeesus.

[faltonico]

That is some bad planing xD
At least your colony is not really resting in peace.

[Jakub k.]

so it's the equivalent of living next to an armed nuclear bomb xD

[Chaia]

so it's the equivalent of living next to an armed nuclear bomb xD

You really should rename your colony to "Rimworldton"