We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas.

Started by Eric, January 03, 2017, 11:54:58 AM

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Eric

Taking a page out of Cataclysm DDA's book

Go ahead and post a terrible idea or bad suggestion!

Thirite

Port RimWorld to mobile and make it F2P with microtransactions. Only 99c to get a new colonist or send a trade caravan to your colony! Buy 250 in game silver for $5, 500 for $7.50, or 1000 for $10 (best value!). Of course ask for all phone permissions the game would never actually need on install for all that wonderful data harvesting. Invite your friends to try RimWorld mobile edition and get a free colonist!

schizmo

What Rimworld is really missing is a puzzle mini game

Eric

Quote from: Thirite on January 03, 2017, 01:38:33 PM
Port RimWorld to mobile and make it F2P with microtransactions. Only 99c to get a new colonist or send a trade caravan to your colony! Buy 250 in game silver for $5, 500 for $7.50, or 1000 for $10 (best value!). Of course ask for all phone permissions the game would never actually need on install for all that wonderful data harvesting. Invite your friends to try RimWorld mobile edition and get a free colonist!
Don't forget the option to speed up constructions for silver

And Daily Rewards: Log into Rinworld every day for a free reward!
Day 1: 100 wood
Day 2: 75 kibble
Day 3: 5 simple meals
Day 4: 100 cloth
Day 5: 10 simple meals
Day 6: 100 leather
Day 7: 50 silver

O Negative

Stop developing the game, and just let modders come up with all of the future content.

Eric

Another one: Your colonists actually need to use the bathroom every now and then

O Negative

Add an event in which you've somehow angered Zeus, causing staggered lighting strikes on all of your colonists.


O Negative

Quote from: MikeLemmer on January 05, 2017, 01:22:49 AM
Zombies.

And sentient plants, which shoot peas at said zombies. Everybody knows bullets do nothing to zombies.

MikeLemmer

Quote from: O Negative on January 05, 2017, 01:30:29 AM
Quote from: MikeLemmer on January 05, 2017, 01:22:49 AM
Zombies.

And sentient plants, which shoot peas at said zombies. Everybody knows bullets do nothing to zombies.

I don't know, the sentient shooting plants actually sound like a great idea. Just as long as there's no zombies.

Another bad idea: have a random chance of the entire planet just blowing up each year.

Elixiar

We need QTEs everytime we cook a meal or try to build something.
"We didn't crash here by accident... something brought us down". - Anon Rimworld Colonist

schizmo

Quote from: Eric on January 05, 2017, 12:43:19 AM
Another one: Your colonists actually need to use the bathroom every now and then

I actually think this is a good idea honestly

Nomsayinbrah

Make mining closer to real life: thus wait 1 day / 5 blocks of steel

Thirite

Quote from: MikeLemmer on January 05, 2017, 01:36:41 AM
Another bad idea: have a random chance of the entire planet just blowing up each year.
Uh oh! Asteroid about to impact your colony! -20 debuff "Existential fear" to all colonists until the asteroid hits. Better make those last hours count.

dv

Quote from: MikeLemmer on January 05, 2017, 01:22:49 AM
Zombies.

Late game tribe attacks are basically Zombies. An unceasing horde of individually weak melee pawns come up against your stacks of turrets... it's enough to make you cry a little.