We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas.

Started by Eric, January 03, 2017, 11:54:58 AM

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Kegereneku

Simplify the game until it's portable on a tablet, then sell access to critical item as DLC.
"Sam Starfall joined your colony"
"Sam Starfall left your colony with all your valuable"
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Write an Event
[Story] Write an ending ! (endless included)
[Story] Imagine a Storyteller !

Eric

Change the game's name to Timworld and make every character's name Tim

carbon

Anytime you make a large purchase from an orbital trader, there's a 20% chance they just take your silver and run.


Cooks can make "special" meals by adding a unit of smokeleaf (or flake) as part of the ingredients.
Chemical fascination cooks will occasionally make a batch of "special" meals without the player's input or knowledge.

Thirite

Quote from: carbon on June 11, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
Chemical fascination cooks will occasionally make a batch of "special" meals without the player's input or knowledge.
This is legitimately a great idea

SpaceDorf

Quote from: Thirite on June 12, 2017, 01:17:01 AM
Quote from: carbon on June 11, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
Chemical fascination cooks will occasionally make a batch of "special" meals without the player's input or knowledge.
This is legitimately a great idea

Vegetable Garden needs a brownie recipe :)
Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
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Eric

Quote from: SpaceDorf on June 12, 2017, 05:15:13 AM
Quote from: Thirite on June 12, 2017, 01:17:01 AM
Quote from: carbon on June 11, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
Chemical fascination cooks will occasionally make a batch of "special" meals without the player's input or knowledge.
This is legitimately a great idea

Vegetable Garden needs a brownie recipe :)

Chocolate + Flour + Smokeleaf = "Special" brownie

Names are for the Weak

We need to divide Rimworld into two different games. They each cost 60 dollars, and you need both in order to play. People who already have Rimworld no longer have it in their games library. Also give one half of the game to Ubisoft, and the other to EA. Then, once the player finally gets to boot up the game, it turns out that Rimworld's now an asset flip game by Digital Homicide.

Honestly, with all these great ideas, Tynan should just make me in charge of Alpha 18.

doctercorgi


NeverPire

Add human weight gestion.

If a pawn do manual labor, it will become slim and will need to eat more.
On the other side, researchers and crafters who don't move a lot will become fat, will walk slower and have more chance of heartattack.
I will never do worse than what I do now.
It's what self-improvement means.

SpaceDorf

Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
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Armorpiercing125

Quote from: SpaceDorf on June 22, 2017, 09:00:31 AM
Drawbridges !
This is the bad ideas thread. Why are you suggesting something that could be a good addition?

jamaicancastle

Quote from: Armorpiercing125 on June 25, 2017, 05:46:46 AM
Quote from: SpaceDorf on June 22, 2017, 09:00:31 AM
Drawbridges !
This is the bad ideas thread. Why are you suggesting something that could be a good addition?

I can't help but feel that this is somehow related to how, in DF, you could obliterate things by opening drawbridges onto them...

SpaceDorf

Quote from: jamaicancastle on June 25, 2017, 12:23:39 PM
Quote from: Armorpiercing125 on June 25, 2017, 05:46:46 AM
Quote from: SpaceDorf on June 22, 2017, 09:00:31 AM
Drawbridges !
This is the bad ideas thread. Why are you suggesting something that could be a good addition?

I can't help but feel that this is somehow related to how, in DF, you could obliterate things by opening drawbridges onto them...

It's actually poking fun at the Mountain Colonies.
Drawbridges are the ultimate impassable doors. So shoot your invaders through embrasures without giving them a chance to ever get inside.
( invaders in DF learned flying, climbing and necromancy because of this )
Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
Avatar Made by Chickenplucker

carbon

New trait:

Amateur Archaeologist - "Wow! Can you believe how old this thing is!? I can't imagine ... *snaps* ... Oops!"

(Occasionally goes on 'Artifact Binges' where they will grab any artifact they can get their hands on and wave it around for a bit, eventually activating it with a randomized target)

JT

Allow booking passage with any orbital trader to end the game.