Pickup Lines

[PotatoeTater]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Sunflowers are yellow,

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.

[RazorHed]

Excuse me miss , do you have any less attractive than you friends around that might enjoy a few dozen oralgasms?

[Listen1]

"You are so pretty that I must take you to a ball, because every beautiful woman deserves to be taken to a ball."

[Kegereneku]

"Excuse me miss, could you pretend I just had a nice pick-up line?"

[carbon]

"I just found this dolly. Quick, get on!"

[mumblemumble]

"how much does a walrus weigh? enough to break the ice : Hi I'm mumble."

[BetaSpectre]

"Good day to you sir."

[b0rsuk]

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...But I would rather dance with the cows till you come home"

"Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."

"I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at storks."

-- Groucho Marx

[AShinyPotato]

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you are CuTe

[mumblemumble]

"Here to pickup the stuff you were giving away on craigslist?"