[Mod Request/Humor] Chickenator

Started by Spdskatr, March 15, 2017, 06:11:37 AM

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Spdskatr

Do you hate your computer freezing when you reach chicken critical mass

FEAR NO MORE


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The Chickenator is a 5x5 machine that can store as many chickens as you wish. All chickens in the machine tick as a whole, so it vastly reduces your frame rate.

You can use the chickenator to automatically butcher chickens to get more meat, or to get some of their delish eggs :)

Best of all, the chickens in the chickenator are fed using pure electricity!

Watch your chicken count grow exponentially while not worrying about your computer complaining.

Get the Chickenator today!

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Small print

Spdskatr industries is not responsible for:

Your power running out;

Any black holes formed due to the concentration of too many chickens in one place;

A giant super hyper ultra (insert word here)nova that destroys the fabric of the 9 cardinal dimensions and causes an energy shockwave travelling from your residing rimworld at the speed of faster than light;

Your eardrums bursting due to too many chickens in the chickenator;

An avalanche of meat that you can't even sell fast enough to budding Phi players, even for free;

As above, but for eggs;

Any events relating to chicken uprisings;

Any mutant or fractional chickens due to insufficient power or solar flare stunting chicken's growth (eg. my pet chicken "Chicken 1872667.66666666667");

Any cases of animal cruelty;

Read more in comments below;


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