Diary of a Pirate Boss- another Rimworld spoof [Completed Story]

[OldManSteve]

Entry #13 is up and ready for you, the most loyal readers on the Galactus Rim.
No, Galactus is not showing up in today's issue.
https://www.wattpad.com/436548035-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-13-mama
The one thing a pirate never expects is to be raided. By other pirates. In space armor. Kinda doesn't make the Pirating for Dummies book, wouldn't ya agree?

[OldManSteve]

Entry #14 is up. Almost to 1.8k reads! 100 more and it'll break the record!
https://www.wattpad.com/439991798-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-14-bigger
Boss Panther is tired of being overpowered by everything, especially packs of rabid bears. And gut worms. Now, the Kibble Pirates strike back!

We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Hauler-bot 2...It's OK to cry, but if you complain, you'll be turned into kibble. The other guys? Who cares! They never delivered beer on request!

[GngBngBus]

this is an amazing story absolutely love it

[OldManSteve]

Entry #15 is way early! I won't be home tomorrow so better get this out now.
https://www.wattpad.com/442986426-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-15-glass
Boss Panther has seen many things on the Rimworld. Today, he meets a little something the folks back home call High Octane Nightmare Fuel!

[OldManSteve]

Entry #16: In Mother Rimworld, Chicken eats you
https://www.wattpad.com/446785076-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-16-in-mother
Today, Boss Panther faces his most vexing opponent yet, besides the Star Vampires. The Borg the Brotherhood of Steel The Federation The Other Federation The Jedi The Bugs chickens. Yes, chickens.
Inspired by Armourtime's chicken defense system.

[OldManSteve]

Entry #17- Wedding Crashers
https://www.wattpad.com/450481708-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-17-spring-of

The Golden Hills of Shaolin's neighbors may actually be a bunch of trolls. Not literal trolls, just obnoxious trolls.
I've got some books for sale. Oh, you don't wanna read that, it's boring. "The Democratic Process," by Mark Friedman. I'm sure it's over your head. Oh, you want to buy it anyway? Then I'll give you a discount. 2 pieces of silver.

[OldManSteve]

Entry #18- Vote or Die edition. VOTE OR DIIIIE!
https://www.wattpad.com/453840032-rimworld-diary-of-a-pirate-boss-entry-18-vote-or
The colony isn't same for Boss Panther without his ladies. Tempers are hot after the disastrous raid. So it's a perfect time to have an election! Only a 35% chance of screwup...

This is the last chapter. 2.2 thousand views and counting! It's the most read Rimworld story on Wattpad (Out of 12, to be precise). Thank you, my loyal readers!

Will I do another Rimworld project? Not this summer or fall. But I'll have time this winter, which will give me enough to see what condition the game (and mods) will be in. Tynan's always workin' on something...