My squirrels won't wake up!

[Hans Lemurson]

When I ran short on vegetarian food (due to poor planning), my wise colonists realized "Beer has nutritional value!  I shall give beer to the starving squirrels."

2 squirrels were liquored up, and are both blacked out.  They have been blacked out for days, with no signs of recovery.  Their alcohol tolerance-level is massive (down to 28% effectiveness) one has developed Cirrhosis, and the other Cancer and Brain-Damage.

Normally I wouldn't care, but I was trying to start up a squirrel-farm, and although I had 3 male squirrels, one died of a heart attack, and the other two are dying of alcohol poisoning.

Is there anything I can do to save my squirrels?  Get them to wake up long enough to breed the next generation would be ok too, but it doesn't seem likely.

[Edixo]

Thanks for the hearty laugh.

And I don't think so. Try forcing your doctor to treat them.

[Hans Lemurson]

Ok, the brain-damaged cancer-squirrel woke up with a splitting headache the next day, but the liver-cirrhosis squirrel was still blacked out.  It is possible that liver health plays some role in the clearance of alcohol from the system.

3 days later, the cirrhosis-squirrel woke up too.  I guess patience is what it takes.  The alcohol levels in these cute furry animals must have been off the charts!  I guess it just took that many days to come to the point where they could be conscious again.

Moral of the story: Don't feed small animals their own body-weight in booze.

[Hans Lemurson]

My barn is now covered in a glorious layer of squirrel-vomit.

[minimurgle]

This is a rollercoaster of emotions.

[RyanRim]

Reluctant to understand that at first, glad it worked out nicely

[SurrealSadi]

I had a group of visitors (with the Hospitality mod installed) leave my colony some beer once.. A wild rabbit decided it was thirsty.... Yeah. Had a very trashed rabbit hobbling about for a while. I died laughing.

[EnricoDandolo]

You've think you've seen everything until you see an intoxicated bear who just drank all your beer.

[Minnigin]

My barn is now covered in a glorious layer of squirrel-vomit.

thanks for the laugh, fk I love this game lol

[Hans Lemurson]

My barn is now covered in a glorious layer of squirrel-vomit.

thanks for the laugh, fk I love this game lol

I've never been so grateful to see green filthy smears all over the place.  Squirrel-vomit is the symbol of Hope and of the Future.

[b0rsuk]

Ahahahahaaa squirrels got brain damage hahahaha and cancer lol so funny!!!1

[Hans Lemurson]

Ahahahahaaa squirrels got brain damage hahahaha and cancer lol so funny!!!1

It's only funny until somebody gets cancer.  Then it's hilarious!

[Jarwy]

If you *really* care for your squirels, you should get an animal surgery mod. That'll also allow for some bionic combat squirels.

[RyanRim]

If you *really* care for your squirels, you should get an animal surgery mod. That'll also allow for some bionic combat squirels.

Wow wheres that mod, I demand those squirrel Schwarzeneggers

[Jarwy]

If you *really* care for your squirels, you should get an animal surgery mod. That'll also allow for some bionic combat squirels.

Wow wheres that mod, I demand those squirrel Schwarzeneggers

You could try one from Steam workshop, on Rimworld, search: A Dog Said... (it's an animal surgery mod) Make sure you pick the one for the latest version of Rimworld.