Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

[harpo99999]

ah is SO tuff that dead computers start working better than new when they hear I am coming to fix them
(guess I skares dem so hoow)

[skullywag]

Im so tough I can watch Aeris get impaled (fnar) and only cry for about an hour.

[kubolek01]

I got a guitar falling on my head... just a minor cut And I have high sadness durability,  when other utter a cry, I still stand it with ease!

[gipothegip]

I'm so tough, my mom lets me watch R rated movies, and I'm only 21!

[harpo99999]

I am SOOOO TUFFF that I am TOLD  to watch the 'ZZZZ' rated movies and not to bother about any of the one or two letter rated movies

[linkfanpc]

I drop my ice cream.

And only cry a little.

[carbon]

I'm so tough that when I accidentally hit my thumb while hammering a nail, the hammer broke.

[catter]

I'm so tough that I walked into a spitoon, and got the highest rank of toughness.

[harpo99999]

I'rm SO tuff I throw kegs(empties only) at catters for stealing booze