Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Started by Names are for the Weak, June 21, 2017, 03:24:01 AM

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mumblemumble

I'm so tough I punched a wall, breaking my finger, and set the bone back in place myself.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

AngleWyrm


Chuck Norris's cowboy hat is made from real cowboys
My 5-point rating system: Yay, Kay, Meh, Erm, Bleh

PyroFuzz

I opened a water bottle without using my mouth.
Or my shirt.
Probably.

BetaSpectre

Once someone tried to kick me, I slapped his foot so hard he did a backflip.
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A Friend

"HOW TOUGH AM I? HOW TOUGH AM I!?"
"I let my family use my computer."

"Yeah so?"

"Without deleting the browser history."
"For you, the day Randy graced your colony with a game-ending raid was the most memorable part of your game. But for Cassandra, it was Tuesday"

Squiggly lines you call drawings aka "My Deviantart page"

NinjaDiscoJew


Sola

I'm so tough I ate a whole blueberry muffin.

Not just the cap.

The gross bottom part, too.

And I only cringed twice!
Two tiers of construction jobs.  One for expensive/quality items, and one for walls/floors/etc.

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mumblemumble

I once at an entire container of greek yogurt.. ...

...warm.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

milon

I have twice made an entire website from scratch!

... using nothing more than oldschool Notepad & Paint.

catter

How tough am I? I joined this forum and now I am consumed by counting and corrupting wishes in these threads: this one for corrupting wishes and this one for counting.

What makes me tough is that I'm still alive and somewhat sane. Go figure that one...

Listen1

How tough am I? I'm so tough that I stepped barefoot in a lego piece...

...And I cried only for 2 hours

Juan el Demgrafo

How tough am I? Why once I was on the water for a day, and only reapplied once.
240 hours on Steam of this 2017-7-23.

Quote from: Shurp on July 29, 2016, 06:30:22 PM
...tell her to go stand in the corner of her bedroom, and beat her when she tires of it.

I really need to finish researching beer.

linkfanpc

HOW TOUGH AM I?!

I once left a public bathroom.

Without washing my hands.
I was gonna put a smart-guy quote here but i couldn't think of one so here's a stick dude.
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Barazen

How tough am I? I once walked into a sliding door...

IT OPENED.
Anyone else felt their heart break when a pawns marriage falls apart?
Doc & Valarie, I shipped it, she flipped it.