I feel like I've just hit a new level of Evil.

Started by Listy, December 03, 2017, 08:25:37 AM

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Listy

I'm currently trying a tribal game. Only techs below electricity allowed. Its been pretty brutal. But for some time I've had a Scyther down near my base. So I thought about how the tribal types would react to this metal thing...

Easy, put him on a golden pedestal, and worship him! Get married in front of him, for his blessing. Why not build the church out of the holy metal, same as the god is made out of as well?



That Scyther is lying there, screaming internally, unable to kill all the humans about him. As they bring him gifts and pray to him.

Considering how much Mechanoids have buggered me over during the many years playing this game, you know what. I don't care!

PSS

Is it dead? Or incapacitated and you built the church around him? :)

Listy

Quote from: PSS on December 03, 2017, 10:53:40 AM
Is it dead? Or incapacitated and you built the church around him? :)

Incapacitated, and I built the church around it.

PatrykSzczescie

Quote from: PSS on December 03, 2017, 10:53:40 AM
Is it dead? Or incapacitated and you built the church around him? :)

If you take a magnifying glass, you may notice this yellow exclamation mark levitating above him.

Rexstriker

**Error 463** Movement restricted, unable to exterminate humans
*Day 4* Humans have built a structure around me, possibly a prison
*Day 6* Humans are leaving organic compounds and items of minor value near me
*Day 9* Humans are performing a ceremony in front of me. Still unable to move, opportunity lost. The humans are mocking me
*Day 15* Humans are acting odd gestures in front of me.
*Day 358* WillToLive.exe has stopped working
*Day 486* Selfdestruct command could not be executed

Listy

Quote from: Rexstriker on December 03, 2017, 02:58:24 PM
**Error 463** Movement restricted, unable to exterminate humans
*Day 4* Humans have built a structure around me, possibly a prison
*Day 6* Humans are leaving organic compounds and items of minor value near me
*Day 9* Humans are performing a ceremony in front of me. Still unable to move, opportunity lost. The humans are mocking me
*Day 15* Humans are acting odd gestures in front of me.
*Day 358* WillToLive.exe has stopped working
*Day 486* Selfdestruct command could not be executed

And it makes me warm and happy inside that the bugger's suffering like that.

ruddthree

How much gold did it take to build the pedestal?

Listy

Quote from: ruddthree on December 09, 2017, 12:56:28 PM
How much gold did it take to build the pedestal?

A lot less than a legendary golden large sculpture. Which I've only managed to achieve once.