The Drunkard's Tavern.

[Zeiph]

Speaking as a French that helped American teach those arrogant Brits how tea is made in Boston, colonize them for what? Every government-driven touristic spot is closed, no interest at all !

[AspenShadow]

Speaking as a French that helped American teach those arrogant Brits how tea is made in Boston, colonize them for what? Every government-driven touristic spot is closed, no interest at all !

I'm sorry the only bit I processed was "Speaking as a French".

How could you Zeiph!? I LOVED you!

[Adamemnon]

...Meanwhile in Czech Republic...
News on every channel are mentioning some kind of political crisis in USA, local politicians are grateful that the media attention is not aimed at their failures and crimes so that they can keep bankrupting the country. Alcoholic president http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOAQCrx-ww8 keeps on stomping on what's left of parliamentary democracy and makes fool of himself wherever he goes. Communist party is slowly gaining percentage for upcoming elections just by doing nothing and staying silent as every other party is loosing because of their incompetency and currently revealed cases of corruption of their leaders. Czechs won't notice anything as pubs are still open and beer is still cheap (+/- 1.5 USD for a good one on tap in pub, 0.6 for bottled) Yep... so you see that the crisis in US is actually not that bad. We are dealing with serious threat of communism here!

[Jakadasnake]

Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.

Upset that you didn't get it?

You didnt bring cake thats why

Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.

than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated

At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?

The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.

Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.

[Hypolite]

Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.

Upset that you didn't get it?

You didnt bring cake thats why

Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.

than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated

At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?

The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.

Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.

[Conti027]

Pop me open a Mikes hard and kick back and watch the fun!

[Semmy]

wakes up to cats and thinks

[enystrom8734]

Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.

Upset that you didn't get it?

You didnt bring cake thats why

Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.

than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated

At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?

The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.

Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.

I concur. >.>

[Semmy]

Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.

Upset that you didn't get it?

You didnt bring cake thats why

Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.

than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated

At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?

The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.

Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.

I concur. >.>

did anyone notice it still isnt cropping the dammed cat.
he will stay here forever

[Hypolite]

Nobody celebrated the 2000th post.

Upset that you didn't get it?

You didnt bring cake thats why

Fuck cake. Cake is overrated, swiss roll on the other hand, that shit is delicious.

than bring some JD aswell else the swiss cant be tolerated

At which level of quote do you think the cat will be cropped?

The inverse of how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

The cat is still looking angry.
After this much attention he gets.

Can we stop quoting the cat meow? This is getting ludicrous.

I concur. >.>

did anyone notice it still isnt cropping the dammed cat.
he will stay here forever

[Jakadasnake]

It's official. That cat is the adopted mascot of this tavern. Page 6 will forever be its home here at the drunkard's tavern.

Anyone want to tell some fun drinking and/or gaming stories?

This one time I got my buddy pretty drunk. We played World of Warcraft together all the time and the three of us there had just gotten done doing some PVP or something. This guy was not used to drinking but he was the outgoing jockish type, so when he started roughhousing me and my other friend while yelling "Backstab! Kidney Shot! Kidney Shot", we knew we had trouble on our hands. I wish the story ended there, but... Well, it does. I was pretty drunk too. I think me and my other buddy ended up sitting on him until he calmed down.

[Semmy]

It's official. That cat is the adopted mascot of this tavern. Page 6 will forever be its home here at the drunkard's tavern.

Anyone want to tell some fun drinking and/or gaming stories?

This one time I got my buddy pretty drunk. We played World of Warcraft together all the time and the three of us there had just gotten done doing some PVP or something. This guy was not used to drinking but he was the outgoing jockish type, so when he started roughhousing me and my other friend while yelling "Backstab! Kidney Shot! Kidney Shot", we knew we had trouble on our hands. I wish the story ended there, but... Well, it does. I was pretty drunk too. I think me and my other buddy ended up sitting on him until he calmed down.

Once in a drunken mood i logged into my back than swedish girlfriends wow account and took off all her belongings and hid them in the guildbank.

Next morning when she logged in i got my ass handed to me. Dickpenalty for 3 weeks d-;

this is how she tought about me

[Yarkista]

It's official. That cat is the adopted mascot of this tavern. Page 6 will forever be its home here at the drunkard's tavern.

Anyone want to tell some fun drinking and/or gaming stories?

This one time I got my buddy pretty drunk. We played World of Warcraft together all the time and the three of us there had just gotten done doing some PVP or something. This guy was not used to drinking but he was the outgoing jockish type, so when he started roughhousing me and my other friend while yelling "Backstab! Kidney Shot! Kidney Shot", we knew we had trouble on our hands. I wish the story ended there, but... Well, it does. I was pretty drunk too. I think me and my other buddy ended up sitting on him until he calmed down.

Well this happened last week actually.

I was at a party with some friends and we drank for most of the night then about 20 of us went home in drips and drabs, this one girl I quite like was getting off with a mate of mine so I asked if I could have a go, (because drunk logic right?) and he said yes, so I got with said girl, later when I sobered up I was told that she gave 3 blowjobs prior to getting with me, about 10 minutes prior. Not a nice moment.

So tl;dr= I licked cock.

Any drunk party stories?

[Semmy]

Well basicly all of us man have a problem..

So far ive liked 100% of the cock i touched. As said my own...
But i only liked about 80% of the pussy i had.

Most man are the same as me..
So statisticly saiddd you shouldnt complain (-;

[Hypolite]

I haven't been drunk in my whole life. Even though it makes for interesting stories, I don't see the whole point in general. Booze is expensive and I don't like its taste...