The Drunkard's Tavern.

[kubolek01]

You are workin for a bullet, poir mate of Orassans.

[harpo99999]

It was mostly empty, he also was facing away way from me and I missed him by a small bit... or was that a mile?

that increases the probability of a bar fight where they use cats as the weapon of choice so that they CAN cause enough damage to the one(s) that threw the empties TO FEEL THAT THEY GOT REVENGE

[catter]

... I guess I should get out of this bar, too many angry people that I have to deal with. *Slowly sways to the door* I, shall, return! *Leaves stage left*

[mabor0shi]

Finally, catter left! Now I can drink my milk without fear of having it stolen.

[harpo99999]

all you had to do was ferment it, no cat would attempt to drink femented milk
hic
hic

[kubolek01]

Hmmmm... What could I add to my pistol? 32x scope? Drum cell magazine? EMP emmiter?

[harpo99999]

forty kegs of beer & vodka!
then can I borrow your pistol?

[kubolek01]

forty kegs of beer & vodka!
then can I borrow your pistol?

It will fly and shoot at the user, if it's not me. It has biometric trigger

[harpo99999]

but I wants to DRINK da booze, then return the gun, NOT fire it

[kubolek01]

For what on this piece of crap you want a gun, but don't fire it? Alcohol taste the same with and without!

[harpo99999]

moderate quantities of BOOZE to drink,
not the tiny samplers called bottles,
or the smell testers called glasses,
btw guns are over rated, far better to hit opponent with keg of beer, they are usually flat on ground and not moving on the first hit no matter where you hit them,
wear as the best that a gun can do is cause a small hole where they are pointed and it might take several shots to down one opponent

[kubolek01]

moderate quantities of BOOZE to drink,
not the tiny samplers called bottles,
or the smell testers called glasses,
btw guns are over rated, far better to hit opponent with keg of beer, they are usually flat on ground and not moving on the first hit no matter where you hit them,
wear as the best that a gun can do is cause a small hole where they are pointed and it might take several shots to down one opponent

Forgot to say I'm a transmuter. I fled from a glitterworld, being an experiment subject. It was successful, so now I can become a Thrumbo at will. In human form I use one mentioned before, saved from the bandits hungry for cash.

[kubolek01]

PS: This pistol is a charge weapon, having nice firerate of 200 RPM, plus ability to form a solid short lived shield instead of bullet. The cells last for around 1000 shots. I also carry a gladius out of plasteel in my back. But it's rarely used;)

[harpo99999]

so it only manages to tickle me, bugger another useless bit of junk.
where is the BOOZE?

[catter]

I HAVE RETURNED! I also drank all the booze out back. I guess all the rum is gone...