The Drunkard's Tavern.

[harpo99999]

VAT HIS DER QUSTON???

[catter]

I donno... mayb we shud giv up on this convrsashin. It went out of hand vry slowly.

[harpo99999]

go has a vudka, drunk size (note opposite of ID's kingdom's kigsize), iffn yous kan swim in it, it IS drunk size

[vzoxz0]

None of you are old enough to drink.

[harpo99999]

None of you are old enough to drink.

either PROVE THAT LIE or retract it!
btw was born in 1963

[dburgdorf]

btw was born in 1963

Really? So was I.  July 22, to be exact.

... Which means I was conceived in late October of '62. Right in the middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis. My parents never confirmed it, but I have long suspected that I was an, "Oh, shit, the world's going to end..." baby. 

[catter]

No wonder you are a grumpy dorf... Meanwhile I'm a cat of 2 years old, meaning I'm also ~24 years old in human years. You humans have nothing on me!

[AllenWL]

You humans have nothing on me!

Opposable thumbs.

[catter]

*tries to snap*
*fails*
Darn it! Not only are you right, I can't snap!

[mabor0shi]

Catters have the opporsable ears though, so dat's...you know..good. Right? I meant the the ears can spun. And the hips too. Right? Is anyoney knowin what I mean? How it...how they can make a spins? *buurp*

[catter]

Well, I guess drinking is also bad for cats, cats live shorter lives, but it is all fun while it lasts...

[ToXeye]

Well, I guess drinking is also bad for cats, cats live shorter lives, but it is all fun while it lasts...

Reminds of the drunk cats from dwarf fortress...
https://www.pcgamer.com/how-cats-get-drunk-in-dwarf-fortress-and-why-its-creators-havent-figured-out-time-travel-yet/

[catter]

Ok... that was... odd. Now if a cat actually drank a bottle of beer (or something harder) they would normally die. But you see, I'm no ordinary cat. *hic* I'm bigger brained. I'm good with a keyboard. And *hic* good with a stiff drink. However, since you are new here, welcome to the drunken tavern where ya drink and be marry until you get angry and start a fight, then vomit, then pass out. After that *hic* oh excuse me. After that you wake up, drink the blackest coffee and start drinking to forget your head pain. This *hic* is a place of fun. Say friend, where are you from?

[harpo99999]

ah's frum a cuntry whot got MORE pubs than churches (and on most if not all towns ut hoosially is a pub every second block, wher as the churhicks are hoosually honly 2-4 per town, ven da scities, da pubs are every scecond block)

[Kegereneku]

Annnnd another keg cracked, and drunkin

Why do you crack keg? what did I do to you?