Not Starting at all (Crashes) ALPHA 5

[FWKU]

Hey, I'm really wanting to play this after Sips had his videos up. I keep getting this error though...


Link to crash reports
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zsPDDQRAmvCPP1HIs2UrsyrVuF1UfIIBDvOgWvjs_jA/edit

Crash.dmp
http://www.mediafire.com/download/rzl3ucvjhgbcwc5/crash.dmp

[FWKU]

How haven't I received a response in this amount of time? I really want to play the game....

[Tynan]

I have sad news. Your video card can't run the game. It crashed with out-of-memory errors.

We generally don't support video cards manufactured before the start of the Iraq war. Sorry. Yes, it's a 2D game, but I'm afraid it's not super-optimized.

I'll PM you about resolving this.