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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #930 on: September 26, 2020, 01:43:03 AM »

Granted, it's a red Plymouth filled with angry, cannibal squirrels.

I wish for the cannibals to raise me from the dead to be their village pet.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #931 on: October 02, 2020, 02:54:18 AM »

Granted, you're out there fighting Z's.

I wish for ZVaccine. hahaha
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #932 on: October 03, 2020, 02:47:37 AM »

Granted, but there is no zombie apocalypse to cure so the information eventually gets lost... Then when the vaccine is needed again, people have to re-invent it.

I wish that ZVaccine was what I just described and not a real vaccine (because if it is a real vaccine name, then I will have to explain my laziness which will end in me just feeling ashamed)...
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Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #933 on: October 26, 2020, 09:55:38 AM »

Granted, the vaccines are a bunch of 1's and 0's, good luck injecting electrons on your bloodstream.

I wish for caca
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #934 on: October 27, 2020, 05:27:42 AM »

Granted, a big pile of horse and cow manure land on your head.

I wish for the power of responstibility.
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Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #935 on: October 27, 2020, 08:18:30 AM »

Granted, you are put in charge of all the babies in the world. Soon enough, you're buried under a big pile of baby manure.

I wish for peepee
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #936 on: October 28, 2020, 06:51:43 AM »

Granted... it is underwhelming and grotesque as it was severed from someone a while ago and has yet to be reattached.

I wish for this baby manure to be relocated onto a particular someone who asked for caca recently.
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Me: I summon bigger fish.
GM: But you can't!
Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #937 on: October 30, 2020, 09:19:39 PM »

Granted, sadly i have to corrupt this even if i like it. It is relocated onto a cat i know

I wish for vomit
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #938 on: October 31, 2020, 05:23:11 AM »

Granted, you cannot stop vomiting. Eventually you pass out due to exhaustion and later starve due to not eating for long enough. Guess you shouldn't provoke Tynan's bugs...

I wish for motive, opportunity, and means.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #939 on: November 02, 2020, 06:58:23 PM »

Granted, because of them you stop counting, because you actually have something to do that is not spending 2 years of your life typing little numbers in a god forsaken forum with a guy that as far as you know could be a holocaust denier.

I wish for an uhhhhhh ______ pizza
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #940 on: November 03, 2020, 02:49:30 AM »

Granted, however this blank pizza is a bit bland for your tastes.

I wish to understand the subtle difference between hope and determination.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #941 on: November 04, 2020, 02:08:11 PM »

Granted. Hope is a word that you tatoo on your arm, determination is funi sans word.

I wish of less bland uhhhhh ____ pizza
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #942 on: November 05, 2020, 06:29:57 AM »

Granted, you now get a blank pizza that tastes like electric sparks and ozone.

I wish for the end to draw in dramatically.
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GM:You are starving in this cold wasteland. Your team lies in waiting for supplies in your small cavern. There is a fire and th-
Me: I summon bigger fish.
GM: But you can't!
Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...
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