Random, funny (?) events from the Rim

[Limdood]

True romance 

Bonding over a tasty raider dinner, "Lady and the Tramp" style

[Pangaea]

Probably a hoot at parties...?

At least she likes animals 

[Shurp]

So I thought if I played with Randy / Rough I would get a reasonable threat level...

<Refugee event> -- ok, I previously decided I'm going to try to save everyone I can, and the last three raids were easy, how bad can this be?

13 raiders with LMGs and assault rifles and other kit show up... against my colonists with simple rifles... ok, this is still manageable...

<Manhunter Pack> -- 17 manhunting hares show up just as the 13 raiders reach my defenses.  Oh crap.  I'm dead.

<devmode explosions>
<change AI to Phoebe>

I think I'm done trying to fight the AI, I'll just turtle, it's much less aggravating.

[Pangaea]

Ouch. That sounds rough.


You know how people dropping from the sky, chased refugees and imprisoned slaves usually suck?

They don't always suck \o/

[Shurp]

Wow!  Nice!

But wait, did you look at his health tab to make sure he doesn't have Alzheimer's, blocked arteries, and two missing arms?

[Pangaea]

Wow!  Nice!

But wait, did you look at his health tab to make sure he doesn't have Alzheimer's, blocked arteries, and two missing arms?

Yep, clean as a whistle, despite the age. An awesome new recruit

[Pangaea]

Sheesh. Reckon we can make it through the winter? 

[Canute]

I bet Randy will say no, and spawn an infestion at your freezer. Damn nevermind to cold for insects there if you set the temp below -10°C.

[Shurp]

Drop pod centipedes with inferno cannons will do

[Kirby23590]

Unless raiders like those damned rough outlanders or friendly neighborhood pirates with their health inspectors arriving via deliver drop pods saying "Nice Freezers, can't wait to bash it!" > : )

[Pangaea]

Huh. Never seen this before. Mechs arrived with (minor) injuries.




Not seen this before either tbf. And this beast had already killed 24 animals. And he did indeed bleed out and die.

[Pangaea]

OMFG!!!!! 

Prison break......








Lesson to self:

• NEVER leave that damn device anywhere that close to the prison again.
• DON'T leave doors to the storeroom open to save time.
• Maybe, just MAYBE, don't leave a huge stack of weapons and armour nearby the prison either

:wallbash:

Somehow nobody died, but good grief did we lose a ton of stuff. Loads of expensive research and fabrication benches for starters. WHY??! :screaming at the sky:

At least now I know that orbital bombardment targeter devices are pretty damn destructive. Sure could have come in handy AGAINST our enemies instead of inside our damn base. But you know... Live learn? 

[Pangaea]

Don't care that she would have been a good recruit with 10 shooting and 10 crafting, and we had already removed 40-50 resistance. I'm taking your stuff and ceremonially executing the devil.




Has this ever been more apt? I think not! 

[Pangaea]

I like Samantha's fate. Was it worth it, evil wench?




Yet another social fight broke out. Think I see the problem...

[Shurp]

LOL, Samantha won't be giving anyone 'the bird' anytime soon!