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Author Topic: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?  (Read 297189 times)

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #345 on: February 14, 2015, 09:07:58 PM »

More sad than funny but: One of my colonists on my fist open colony ( Not in a mountain ) Durring a crashed ship event ( At my south entrance ) As my Colonists where just gaining the upper hand against the Mechanoids, I send out my Brawler ( With a marble club ) to try to beat to death a Centipede ( Real smart ) while I had my small strike team on the east moving up. One of my two snipers shoots off the head of Samantha, my cook/doctor. The Brawler also lost his leg to the Centipede. I proceeded to bury Samantha's body over looking a lake and left her APB-Rifle sitting with her on her grave.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #346 on: February 15, 2015, 08:28:27 AM »

so big head mode is a thing:
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #347 on: February 15, 2015, 08:58:38 AM »

so big head mode is a thing:
http://i.imgur.com/tQUQzaj.png

I can picture how fabulous moustaches Parker's, Duster's and Dixon's hairs
would make if they'd be like an inch lower
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #348 on: February 15, 2015, 09:21:32 AM »

Had a failed colony last night that was utterly wiped out by tribes people, inside the colony was a lone droid sitting crafting combat droids to be sent out the front door. Eventually he to died, leaving the colony to just a single pyschopath who then proceeded to repel several raids by himself by camping out in the ruins.

This just proves that a multi-stage defense system pales in comparison to a nut with a gun.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #349 on: February 15, 2015, 10:58:55 AM »

so big head mode is a thing:
http://i.imgur.com/tQUQzaj.png

I can picture how fabulous moustaches Parker's, Duster's and Dixon's hairs
would make if they'd be like an inch lower

Haha i see what you mean.... could make the heads even bigger till they fit, so big head mode and big head mode with moustaches. I may actually do this...
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #350 on: February 15, 2015, 02:03:43 PM »

I lost 6 brave men to 3 mega beetles, and they were well armed with heavy jackets and poles weapons when my last chance power destroying it appeared , with a triple bazooka , I ended up killing my last settler, the survivors, but killed 2 mega beetles ...
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #351 on: February 15, 2015, 03:13:49 PM »



pfffff
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #352 on: February 16, 2015, 07:05:48 AM »

So the first mod I downloaded was EDB prepare carefully.

I painstakingly set up a colony with me and 3 of my best buddies. Obviously we all had to have miniguns. 5 mins in one of my best friends had shot me in the head and turned me into a vegetable in a hunting "accident" (I still think this was deliberate). I stopped playing for at least a month after that, just couldn't bring myself to pick it up again.

Thanks Tynan for the emotional rollercoaster you have put me on using a couple of damn sprites.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #353 on: February 16, 2015, 10:00:35 PM »

Well, not counting the time visitors kept wandering into my prison cell and casually punching the same poor prisoner half to death...

I had a nice big colony built that attracted large visiting parties.  They then for some reason would never leave, someone would start shooting, and they'd all murder each other.  I'd be left with piles of corpses to loot and clean up, and about the time that was done another load of them would show up and the same thing would happen all over again.  I never figured out what was going on, but that was easily my richest colony...
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #354 on: February 16, 2015, 10:38:54 PM »

Well, not counting the time visitors kept wandering into my prison cell and casually punching the same poor prisoner half to death...

I had a nice big colony built that attracted large visiting parties.  They then for some reason would never leave, someone would start shooting, and they'd all murder each other.  I'd be left with piles of corpses to loot and clean up, and about the time that was done another load of them would show up and the same thing would happen all over again.  I never figured out what was going on, but that was easily my richest colony...

I had exactly that happen...except that two tribes tended to spawn around the same time, and go to war with 60+ tribesmen each in the middle of my base. I had to cordon off whole sections of it to avoid instant breaking from the sheer number of corpses. Our days would literally just be 3/4 of us hauling, 1/5 cremating, and the rest preparing fine meals until the Muffalo and even the damned Boomrats ran out. The lag was so bad that the game was nigh-unplayable. Obviously this was a few versions ago.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #355 on: February 17, 2015, 08:02:16 AM »

He was a though one :D

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #356 on: February 17, 2015, 08:51:16 AM »

He was a though one :D
Wow. You could stick him in a jar and sell him as "Finely Chopped Steak".

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #357 on: February 17, 2015, 05:13:38 PM »

I get an alert that a colonist needs treatment. I check and find that my militia sniper - equipped with full power armour, devilstrands and an M24 - is being attacked by a psychotic tortoise.

The tortoise managed to bite through the power armour and inflict torso wounds three times. Either this tortoise managed to jump chest high to bite my colonist, or it climbed up my colonist's legs, latched on to the power armour breast plate and just started chomping through the ballistic armour.

The M24 is useless at close ranges so my colonist was probably trying to fend it off with her bare hands.

This came to mind ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCI18qAoKq4

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #358 on: February 18, 2015, 02:25:46 PM »

"Why is this operation taking so long?!?"

*checks doctor*

*doctor is blind and missing an arm*



*facepalm*

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Re: Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen in Rimworld?
« Reply #359 on: February 18, 2015, 05:35:06 PM »

I hope that's not Alpha 9, or else White's toast!
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