Funniest thing in the game? Well for that we will definitely have to quote Randy Random in one of the greatest stories he has made for me!
For starters, background on my colony. It's a year in, built onto the face of a cliff with a mine into the mountain for resources. I didn't have anything resembling a 'killbox' or any established defense, So when Manhunting packs of Wargs came blundering into my part of the world I did a minor panic and sealed myself in to wait them out. About 20ish good wargs all primed and ready for a feed.
But not a day goes by ingame and suddenly the game changes. A Siege occurred from a local pirate gang. So now I'm thinking "DRAT! I can't even get out there to pre-emptively strike." Needless to say the Wargs were more interested in me that in the raiders. So legitimately all I could do was sit there and take a pounding for a couple of days.
Now it gets interesting. I get a call from a rather friendly neighboring colony saying "We'll help you!' and a good 6 troopers wander in. Great! But the Wargs forgot about me and instead turned their attention to my friendly neighbors! Almost immediately a tribal attack happens and they run into the pirates besieging my base!
Now as if this wasn't funny enough, a psyche drone ship happens to crash into the centre of the map. My first thought is, whomever survives this is going to end up attacking me after this conflict, so I shoot the ship part and release a good number of droids that stood between me and these armies.
Bottom line, It's basically a battle of the 5 armies with me just sitting in my base, with a couple of holes in some buildings, watching this all out war play out in my backyard. Genetically modified animals, mechas, Super soldiers, natives. It was a pretty sweet nativity.
