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[Smasher5523]

I once had a prisoner with a chunk of deer meat on his face while he slept, but he ate it.

[muffins]

Early in a game I had one visitor in power armour and a sniper rifle suffer a mental breakdown in the wilderness. Not wanting my colonists to get shot at, I cancelled all orders on that part of the map and then just forgot about him. At the time I had no power armour and just Lee-Enfield rifles so that one guy was a real threat to my colonists.

I found him later having been beaten into a pulp by a few deer.

A power armoured stormtrooper on a psychotic rampage was taken down by Bambi.



I'm now paranoid about the deer on my map 

[BassMonroe]

A power armoured stormtrooper on a psychotic rampage was taken down by Bambi.

I was messing around in debug mode yesterday and did 20 deers vs 10 mercs and i made the deers have a psychotic rampage and surprisingly they killed all the mercs only losing 4. They swarmed them and then just did their thing haha

[Barley]

Makes me want to see more wildlife in the game. Dangerous wildlife. Like a bear or something.

[ascdren]

Makes me want to see more wildlife in the game. Dangerous wildlife. Like a bear or something.

SEEEriously? we allready have deadly squirrel zerg swarms

[Dr. Z]

I was in desperately need for an industrial trader and eventually one was hitting my colonie. I send one of my guys to the comms and right at the moment when he reaches the interaction tile, like a millisecond before using it, a solar flare happenes...


Randy is just the biggest jackass in the universe.

[Raufgar]

Makes me want to see more wildlife in the game. Dangerous wildlife. Like a bear or something.

SEEEriously? we allready have deadly squirrel zerg swarms

Not to mention a 20-odd psychotic deer stampede on my defenseless colony (just had the walls put in) courtesy of Randy... who, after my 23 man colony was reduced to 2, dropped off a 40 man raid party that killed my FPS...

[REMworlder]

I just watched one of my colonists beat a pirate to death then promptly eat the pirate's fine meal. Five second rule.

[Shinzy]

My only Cook and Doctor Miriam "Miracle" Clements gets plague, then shortly after she gets Malaria (and the starvation) and I was totally out of any food cause I wasn't paying attention to my stockpiles and I'm all out of medikits and silver too now, so I can't fully treat her

I knew naming her Miracle was just tempting fate =P

Also! Synthread Tribalwear!

[Coenmcj]

I indoctrinated a raider called "Gay" who was both optimistic and sanguine.

What are the chances of that.

[wooaa]

I had one of my colonists get his neck ripped of by a scarab. His body was otherwise undamaged.

[Shinzy]

I indoctrinated a raider called "Gay" who was both optimistic and sanguine.

What are the chances of that.

Aw If I've learned anything from watching Hearthsone
It's always 50/50
Either it happens or it doesn't

[Dr. Z]

You know what bad luck is? Starting the game with catarct and getting half his eye eaten up by a crazy Iguana. Say hello to Zeiph, my scientist, craftsman and dotor...who is blind now.

[Shinzy]

You know what bad luck is? Starting the game with catarct and getting half his eye eaten up by a crazy Iguana. Say hello to Zeiph, my scientist, craftsman and dotor...who is blind now.

That'll make a fine story if you manage to restore his sight =P
He'll probably suffer through plague, malaria and flu and whatever else before that though

[wolfman1911]

Did I ever mention the time that my underground colony, which had previously withstood raiding parties of significant size, got trampled to death under the hoofs of a herd of psychotic muffalo? They broke down the doors and everything. I figured that was not a worthy end to that colony, so I reloaded and took positions to easily kill the muffalo, only to be wiped out by a horde of psychotic squirrels. It was as if the game had said "You reloaded did you? Was that not a humiliating enough end for your colony? Well then have this!"