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[Wex]

Well, I wanted to test if Alpha 7 got right the bug of resetting relationships at the loading.
So I arrested a lone tribesmen, I saved and I loaded. They are still pissed off.
Good, I think, so I load the previous (when the tribesman appeared, but I didn't arrest him) save, and go on. After a while, I hear the sound of a turret firing..? WTF? Turns out, after the load, they are STILL at war with me?!? (this could actually be a bug, but it was funny!)

[togt]

My favorite colonist was injured yesterday, she recovered quickly though.  Strange to see an injury on her neck: tortoise beak.

[StorymasterQ]

My favorite colonist was injured yesterday, she recovered quickly though.  Strange to see an injury on her neck: tortoise beak.

"Tortoise hickey"? Kinky.

[Ragonath]

This is a bit awkward.. I only wanted to buy some weapons.

[TankaaKumawani]

The glitch that allows the wearing of dusters over power armor is rather amusing.  You just have to swap the armor vest for power armor while wearing a duster...and you can mimic the Trenchcoats of Incongruity scene from early in Schlock Mercenary's run.

[Shiftyeyesshady]

So I had a badass colony. All my colonists were in Power Armor with Power Armor helmets wearing Devilstrand pants, shirts, and dusters. Nearly all of them were cyborgs to some degree. They were packing Charge Rifles and Miniguns.

So I get a psychic wave event, Squirrels gone mad. I draft 8 of my colonists for cleanup duty. They all managed to get incapacitated by an unholy squirrel swarm. I had to draft the entire rest of the colony to rescue them.

No Casualties, but they downed 8 colonists wearing the heaviest armor and the most powerful weapons. Squirrels.

[Fernbhoy]

This is a bit awkward.. I only wanted to buy some weapons.

i loled

[omar1ofg]

On day 15th my group killed a centipede and a few other inconveniences, sadly i lost 5 people and literally a few hours later i get 3 consecutive events ending with Tynan invading for the finishing blow. Worst of all the last 3  guys are workers not fighters.

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[Shinzy]

On day 15th my group killed a centipede and a few other inconveniences, sadly i lost 5 people and literally a few hours later i get 3 consecutive events ending with Tynan invading for the finishing blow. Worst of all the last 3  guys are workers not fighters.

Incapable of Intellectual, dumb labour, skilled labour, caring, social
Masochist

..That's Tynan allright!

[Coenmcj]

But he's proficient at Bad magic.

[Borajs]

My colonist became Voldemort

[Wex]

My colonist became Voldemort

Actually, silver noses are a medieval prosthetics...

[EscapeZeppelin]

I had my colonists ferrying gold back to the base when a psychic blast drove the wildlife insane. I lost four colonists to vicious attack monkeys.

[skullywag]

I had my colonists ferrying gold back to the base when a psychic blast drove the wildlife insane. I lost four colonists to vicious attack monkeys.

that's how it starts, then they start shouting NOOOOOO and blow up the statue of liberty.

Wonder how many alarm bells that sentence set off lol!

[Matthiasagreen]

I had my colonists ferrying gold back to the base when a psychic blast drove the wildlife insane. I lost four colonists to vicious attack monkeys.