Ability to Carry Bed-ridden Colonists to Cryptosleep Pods

Started by bigwetdognose, August 21, 2014, 12:09:38 PM

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bigwetdognose

Have two colonists who are bed-ridden after they're legs were blown off in a great battle. Wanted to send them on their way to a better life, but can't. How sad.

Lost Cause

It doesn't matter how many arms a colonist has as long as one of them is a Minigun!

Shinzy

The traveling space circus is always scouring through the far edges of space looking for legless freaks in their show! They'd lead a grand life if you'd let them go with the slavers

"Meet Mie the Torso! Lone survivor from the rimworlds, she has faced an centipede toe to toe
witnessed and lived through a raid of hunreds of space pirates and kidnapped and rescued by tribals a thousand times.

She lost her leg in stampede of mental muffalos and the other one while limping through planetwide field of mud with hungry iguanas at her heels. She rode home on a trained pack of Boomrats
and lost both of her hands when they blew up in infernal flames from lack of food! and her eyes were put out by two direct hits of lightning.

The last words anyone heard her utter before rampaging deer bit her tongue off were 'Tis just a flesh wound'

Now witness and cover before the one and only Mmmiiiieeee the toooooorssoooooo!"

uh.. slightly offtopic, I guess :-[