This should totally be the new information for the game

Started by Dragoon_103, December 03, 2014, 02:15:49 PM

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Dragoon_103

This is just an awesome site, http://www.gizoogle.net/ , it "translates" sites into snoop dog talk or something like that, and I decided to go to the rimworld site with it. the result is hilarious.

"A sci fi colony sim driven by a intelligent AI storyteller.
RimGhetto bigs up three survivors from a cold-ass lil crashed space liner as they build a cold-ass lil colony on a gangbangin' frontier ghetto all up in tha rim of tha galaxy."

ORIGINAL
"A sci fi colony sim driven by an intelligent AI storyteller.
RimWorld follows three survivors from a crashed space liner as they build a colony on a frontier world at the rim of the galaxy."

its kinda amazing, it also works with any site I think.


Dr. Z

Bout Ludeon:

Ludeon Studios be a independent game pimper n' shit. We ludd deep PC game n' rap generators.

Peep up smoker Tynan Sylvesterz blog n' his book, Designin Games.



It's just too good.
Prasie the Squirrel!

Headshotkill

I laughed way too hard at the things I just saw on my school-site... xD

putsam

Time for...



Gizoogleception- do it multiple times using the already gizoogled link

Shinzy

Quote from: milon on December 03, 2014, 02:25:11 PM
Bwa ha ha!!

It also has a Translate ("Website Tranzizzle") option.

Here's this thread, Tranzizzled (NSFW language): http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fludeon.com%2Fforums%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D7754.0&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit

Milon, Dr.Z below you being turned to "Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Z"
cracks me up so much =P


Mattorious

Quote from: hunter2012 on December 04, 2014, 12:52:34 PM

Dis be the Shiz'nitz of da chizzlelog son

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fdocument%2Fd%2F1_rCdGYp3nbSUXFG4Ky96RZW1cJGt9g_6ANZZPOHyNsg%2Fpub&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

My favorites:

Dec 1: Optimized map generation n' loading. Right back up in yo muthaf***in ass. Spawnin sh** up in dev mode is now 15x faster.

Nov 28: Yo ass guessed dat shiznit son! Various bugfixes n' adjustments.

Nov 23: Rebalizzle nutrient paste: skankyer ta produce, mo' nutritious, worse vibe impact. Well shiiit, it is now tha skankyest chicken by a noticeable margin yo, but make playas bugged out. Wound infections is much mo' common. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthaf***in ass. Stone walls is straight-up slow ta build.

Nov 18: Yo ass can now release prisoners.

;D ;D ;D

Quote from: wooaa on December 11, 2014, 11:52:49 PM
I love the mindset of gamers. Given a new feature to help keep our people alive and make the game more realistic, the first thing we think of is a way to kill people with it

Psyclops

This is just too great, I'm so glad this was made/discovered.

QuoteDiseases is a straight-up threat. Open woundz will git infected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Flu n' plague can step tha fuck up anywhere, n' tropical rainforest areas is rife wit malaria n' chillin sicknizz fo' realz. As colonists age, they can pimp chronic conditions like cataracts or wack backs.

pimp chronic conditions

Awww mannnn, I want pimp chronic conditions.

skullywag

Hmmm if Tynans text ingame is wrapped for a translator.....
Skullywag modded to death.
I'd never met an iterator I liked....until Zhentar saved me.
Why Unity5, WHY do you forsake me?

Shinzy

Quote from: skullywag on December 05, 2014, 04:59:31 AM
Hmmm if Tynans text ingame is wrapped for a translator.....

Just have a read the rimworld longsleep revival briefing and Quick primer with that thing on =P they're pretty hilarious

ShootyFace

Oh god, I didn't need to find Gizoogle. Pointed it back to the forums for a test run, was not disappointed.

"Yo, smoke up knowledge on how tha fuck ta mod RimWorld."

"Oh boy, I can finally have my colonists paint the outer wall with Raider blood and hang a sign by the main door that says: "Looking for Donations"
I'm sure that'll make the Raiders feel welcome. :3" ~TheXIIILightning