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Stories / Chickpocalypse Now
August 26, 2015, 12:00:44 AM
So here I am, setting up base in a boreal forest with the goal of creating an army of War Alpacas, when a group of chickens decide to brave the sub-zero temperatures to join my colony. Okay, I think as I continue on, oblivious, letting them do their thing.

I cull all but one of the oldest males and one or two of the older females just to prevent overbreeding, all the while storing eggs in my freezer. Little did I know, and much to my horror, freezing eggs doesn't stop them developing, and, after a couple of raids, I look back to my base interior to see:




I feel like I'm playing Dwarf Fortress all over again, but instead of cats, our livestock explosion is decidedly more... feathery. Needless to say, I'm now separating males from females.