Count to !UPDATED! 20,000 before Tynan posts!

[Adamiks]

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Nope

[Mossy piglet]

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[Neotic]

3752
The new alpha looks nice

[catter]

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[Adamiks]

3772

Goddamn it, just stop. We're guardians of this topic and no bad counters will get through!

EDIT

3752
The new alpha looks nice

Oh wait... That's bad. I'll have to abandon my watch soon.

EDIT 2

10 clowns-nudists and fertilized eggs? That's some kinky stuff right there, Tynan.

Scenarios? Can't wait for community to get their hands on that.

New Melee mechanic? Sweet. Now i can make real riot squads.

"Added 'ransom demand' incident. Can fire after one of your people is kidnapped." Finally. My best colonists lost forever - never again.

"Added new class of "minor" mental breaks, which can happen at mood under 40%.
Added minor mental break: food binge."

So everyone will go on food binge when under 40% of mood? Brace yourselves. Fatties are cumming.

"Added moisture pump, which slowly converts wet terrain to dry terrain. Requires power."

I'm curious if it works on water too.

"Added traits: creepy breathing, annoying voice."

Oh.. That's... That's just... Ehm, excuse me, i just HAVE to create cannibal-bloodlust-psychopath colonist with creepy breathing and annoying voice. Just imagine that. Serial killer breathing heavily and then being like "where are ya?" with a squeaky voice.

That's fucking terrifying.

"Added panther for jungle biome. Because I discovered panthers aren't real and I need to cope with this somehow."

Wait, what?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE?!

"Animals tab now has a "slaughter" checkbox column to allow easy slaughtering of many animals"

*creepy breathing*

Johnny! Come here boy! I have a job for you!



"Traders, visitors, raiders, kidnappers, animals, etc will now escape if surrounded by walls with no way out."

Oh fuck me. Johnny will get mad when his buddies will escape the basement. You dont want to see him being mad.

"Humans can now eat unbutchered corpses (though they really don't like it)."

Uhuhuhu! ITS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER! Dont be sad Johnny! We will find new friends! And invite them for a dinner!

"Animals no longer do incest.
Humans now do incest."

Wait what? Not that i wouldnt do that, if i could die like literally next day, but still... If humans do it, then why animals dont?

"Gut worms and muscle parasites vanish sooner."

Oh thank God. This means we can invite Johnny's friends for a dinner sooner!

[ArguedPiano]

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[Neotic]

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whoops i was too busy looking at the alpha instead of making sure i was counting right lol

[Adamiks]

3775

Nobody will mention the incest thing?

No?

Well... Ok...

[Neotic]

3775
the count is off

[Adamiks]

Nope.

3777

First post counts as 0. So you add 1 to the post count.

[ArguedPiano]

Admiks is correct. You can verify this yourself by visiting the first page and looking. (I always encourage good research practices)

3778

[catter]

Adamiks... Just why?

3779

[Adamiks]

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[Neotic]

3781

[ArguedPiano]

Three thousand seven hundred eighty two.