Human Leather > Devilstrand

[Mr.Cross]

I don't want a ass cheek wallet :"(

You mean you don't want the most precious resource the human body could give you? Lol, I don't know it might be interesting to people's reactions to the wallet. Especially if you play like you made it yourself.

[Wolfen Waffle]

Implying that the demand for human skin leather and Devilstrand is the same?

[Mr.Cross]

- Snippet -

Maybe just a little. 

[StorymasterQ]

Can I get a foreskin wallet? I heard that if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase.

[keylocke]

i've always wanted to have nipples on my wallet. 

[Mr.Cross]

i've always wanted to have nipples on my wallet. 

Can I get a foreskin wallet? I heard that if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase.

*Sigh* I knew it was only a matter of time....

[Cimanyd]

Mr.Cross... The one time you don't snip a one-line quote... and it's that...

I know this is completely off topic, I'm sorry, I just had to point it out

[StorymasterQ]

Mr.Cross... The one time you don't snip a one-line quote... and it's that...

I know this is completely off topic, I'm sorry, I just had to point it out

I think he fears that if he snipped it, I'll get my wallet quicker.

[Mr.Cross]

I think he fears that if he snipped it, I'll get my wallet quicker.

Oh Gawd, it's only 6 in the morning and you already made my day.

-Snippets about that...- 

I fear, That I don't make snippets out of anything like that, and it's better if we let StprymasterQ wait a Looooooong time for his foreskin wallet.

[StorymasterQ]

I fear, That I don't make snippets out of anything like that, and it's better if we let StprymasterQ wait a Looooooong time for his foreskin wallet.

Oh. I thought you said I'd have a looooooong wallet...

[Mr.Cross]

A Loooooooong wallet

And that's were I draw the line. Needless to say I'd rather not be labeled a racist by those who don't understand racial humor or stereotypes.

[StorymasterQ]

A Loooooooong wallet

And that's were I draw the line. Needless to say I'd rather not be labeled a racist by those who don't understand racial humor or stereotypes.

Worry not! Only racists call other people racist! Non-racist people like us doesn't care one bit about making jokes about people keeping all their money in their own wallets.

[Mr.Cross]

-The confession of StorymasterQ-

Alright, Alright. But now this begs the question.... Did you just admit to owning a wallet of your own foreskin? Forgive me if I'm being too... ah, Foreword and not beating around the bush first. 

[StorymasterQ]

Did you just admit to owning a wallet of your own foreskin? Forgive me if I'm being too... ah, Foreword and not beating around the bush first. 

No, but I did mention that I'd like to get one. I mean, do I have to do a David and kill philistines?

Also, please don't beat around my bush.

[Adamiks]

Anybody though about sex toys from real human skin? No? Only me? Ok....

It *may* sound racist, but i'm curious how much i would need to pay for a wallet from non-white human skin, like seriously, even in Rimworld human skin is only white ;d

"Only racists call other people racist!"

Yes! Storymaster! Storymaster!
But seriously, yesterday i've watched a video about top 10 racist movies. You know what? "racist warriors" was so angry due to movie about wild west and black slaves! In these days you can't even talk about history, because you will get killed! It's not my fault that these days was like that so why i even can't talk about them?! It's so racist! Why white people can't talk about non-white people!? Why calling someone white isn't racist!? We want changes! Anybody shouldn't be worse than another people, but he shouldn't be better also! Like we can't talk bad things about another people, but they can call us racists! It's unfair!

It was half seriously, half joke, but i think you guys got my point ;d