Tynan Strikes again!

Started by Mechanoid Hivemind, April 13, 2016, 07:56:24 PM

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April 13, 2016, 07:56:24 PM Last Edit: April 13, 2016, 11:23:38 PM by Mechanoid Hivemind


Im laughing so hard right now!  8)
The individual is obsolete. When you and your kind are extinct, we will cleanse our collective memory of the stain of your existence.

rexx1888

#1
April 13, 2016, 09:12:11 PM
why is that funny.. seems a pretty chill way to put that considering

Silvador

#2
April 13, 2016, 11:00:19 PM
"Expires in 21 hours"

Dude, you better get that checked out. I'm sure it's not supposed to last that long. XD

Coenmcj

#3
April 13, 2016, 11:02:26 PM
Quote from: Silvador on April 13, 2016, 11:00:19 PM
"Expires in 21 hours"

Dude, you better get that checked out. I'm sure it's not supposed to last that long. XD

Oh my gods, this comment.
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Mechanoid Hivemind

#4
April 13, 2016, 11:24:13 PM
Quote from: Silvador on April 13, 2016, 11:00:19 PM
"Expires in 21 hours"

Dude, you better get that checked out. I'm sure it's not supposed to last that long. XD
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The individual is obsolete. When you and your kind are extinct, we will cleanse our collective memory of the stain of your existence.

facc00

#5
April 14, 2016, 12:25:52 AM
Quote from: Silvador on April 13, 2016, 11:00:19 PM
"Expires in 21 hours"

Dude, you better get that checked out. I'm sure it's not supposed to last that long. XD


+1

mumblemumble

#6
April 14, 2016, 01:26:27 AM
Bionic weiner.

Also,  my mood is better from sex for definitely around a day,  you just feel giddy thinking about doing it, having that person,  taking them,  knowing they want it just like you do .... Sigh. Shame I'm incredibly picky in girlfriends.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Barley

#7
April 14, 2016, 03:51:37 AM
Dude! Space Viagra packs a punch!

mumblemumble

#8
April 14, 2016, 04:01:15 AM
In all seriousness,  you realize this is the length of sexual satisfaction keeping a good mood around,  not the length of sex itself right? Sex that long could cause sexual tissue damage among other things...
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Mechanoid Hivemind

#9
April 14, 2016, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: mumblemumble on April 14, 2016, 01:26:27 AM
Bionic weiner.

Also,  my mood is better from sex for definitely around a day,  you just feel giddy thinking about doing it, having that person,  taking them,  knowing they want it just like you do .... Sigh. Shame I'm incredibly picky in girlfriends.
You and me both! Ive only had 2 and im almost 21
The individual is obsolete. When you and your kind are extinct, we will cleanse our collective memory of the stain of your existence.

RickyMartini

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April 14, 2016, 09:35:19 AM
Quote from: Silvador on April 13, 2016, 11:00:19 PM
"Expires in 21 hours"

Dude, you better get that checked out. I'm sure it's not supposed to last that long. XD

Ayyy

Reddeath96

#11
April 14, 2016, 11:44:54 AM
Is "breathing" what you consider picky?

Dougalishere

#12
April 14, 2016, 02:57:06 PM
Quote from: Reddeath96 on April 14, 2016, 11:44:54 AM
Is "breathing" what you consider picky?

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mumblemumble

#13
April 14, 2016, 03:05:08 PM
Actually no,  not breathing,  just morally and emotionally sound to MY standards,  which are rather difficult.  I don't like bullshit, inability to look at things critically, inability to step back from things emotionally.... Sticking myself in every woman is more of a pain than its worth,  especially since i have no filter on my beliefs,  and don't want to censor myself for another. So unless i can get along with her,  I'm not putting my shlong in her.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Tynan

#14
April 14, 2016, 03:10:20 PM
Quote from: mumblemumble on April 14, 2016, 03:05:08 PMunless i can get along with her,  I'm not putting my shlong in her.

I'm tempted to set that as your forum title :)
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