My Dog Got Drunk on Beer and Now Has Liver Cancer

[tymur999]

I have a Yorkshire Terrier, actually a few of them, but I had one who for some reason drank a lot of beer without any warning or consent. Turns out they got massive tolerance for beer, and now have Carcinoma. Is there any way I can cure this disease without a liver transplant?

[Bozobub]

Luciferium, probably.

♫My dog got drunk on beer and now has liver cancer,
My wife left me for a man who's a better dancer...♪ - RimWorld country music at its finest .

[tymur999]

I don't want to cure a disease caused by drugs, well, by drugs! Luciferium is probably the worst option since that dog is basically useless, and it just popped out 2 babies so I am fine with killing it.

[Bozobub]

Sure, I get it.  Luci was the only thing I could think of (outside a mod) that could help.

[Albion]

♫My dog got drunk on beer and now has liver cancer,
My wife left me for a man who's a better dancer...♪ - RimWorld country music at its finest .

I would pay a lot of money to hear that song 

But regarding the topic: without mods you can't perform surgery on animals so you're left with slaughtering it or just keep it and let the cancer grow.
Bonus points: train the dog for release and let it rush into the next raid. This way it'll at least soak up some bullets usually aimed for your colonists.

[Names are for the Weak]

♫My dog got drunk on beer and now has liver cancer,
My wife left me for a man who's a better dancer...♪ - RimWorld country music at its finest .

I would pay a lot of money to hear that song 

♫A pack of rats who hunt for man flesh ate my buddies,
And the chef made some food that gave me foodborne illness♪

C'mon, let's finish the song!

[Bozobub]

Dude, you gotta rhyme .

[Names are for the Weak]

And the chef made some food that gave me foodborne illnessuddies*

Fine, I made it rhyme.

[Vlad0mi3r]

Yorkshire Terriers are only good for meat and if you are keen on a yellow couch. Otherwise they are just more mouths to feed. Wish they could haul like foxes then there would be a point to them.
My dog got drunk on beer, now she has liver cancer
well my wife left me for a man who's a better dancer
A pack of rats, well they ate my Buddy
My pants wore out and now I'm in the Nuddy

I've got those RimWorld blues
At least I don't have to worry about shoes
I hope this sun will soon stop shining
This heat wave has real bad timing
I've got those RimWorld blues