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Author Topic: Countdown to Rimworld 2  (Read 13681 times)

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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #105 on: June 06, 2019, 04:03:16 PM »

8895 Planetologists clap for the newcomer... Catter laughs at their inability to realize who they have just accepted in.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #106 on: June 09, 2019, 11:56:41 AM »

Catter sends 8894 planetologists to hell, close enough to see your fancy apartment but far enough to suffer because of the fire and heat.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #107 on: June 10, 2019, 12:52:28 AM »

8893 planetologists are left out in the heat, but a few were allowed into the prestigious hell apartment, only to have a different kind of torture.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #108 on: June 11, 2019, 03:02:42 PM »

The smell of your shit? If it's that i think 8892 of them will kill themselves
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #109 on: June 11, 2019, 09:22:51 PM »

The smell of your shit? If it's that i think 8892 of them will kill themselves
LOL no way squirrel! I spent 8891 days training catter to use the toilet. He does not stink up the apartment.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #110 on: June 12, 2019, 03:22:18 AM »

besides... They couldn't kill themselves even if they tried... they would be already dead since they are in my hell apartments. all 8,890,000 rooms are ready for poor unfortunate souls who made the wrong choices.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #111 on: July 02, 2019, 05:09:57 PM »

I prefer killing them by aming all of my mortars to a room full of people but ok...

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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #112 on: July 15, 2019, 03:45:23 AM »

being killed and going to the afterlife are two different things though. There are 8888+ differences in fact. So you can go killing in the overworld, and i will take care of them in the underworld.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #113 on: July 15, 2019, 10:18:51 PM »

Cool, i already killed 8887 wargs with my bare paws. Do they go to hell?
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #114 on: July 16, 2019, 02:49:35 AM »

No... brainless animals like wargs and squirrels have a 88.86% chance of not going to the afterlife due to their inability to be intelligent. Cats, however, are smart enough to go to the afterlife more often.
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Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...

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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #115 on: July 16, 2019, 03:47:33 PM »

I have a bionic brain and 8885 neurons more than the average cat, therefore i can go to hell, right?
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #116 on: July 17, 2019, 01:10:42 AM »

The mere fact that you are chatting on a forum in a readable manner already gives you an 88.84% chance of having an afterlife. However, if you continue going down the path you are following, you are going to have a bad time in the afterlife.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #117 on: July 17, 2019, 06:34:22 PM »

Ok then, see ya in 8883 years when I become rich and you don't because you're stupid and I are not.
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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #118 on: July 17, 2019, 07:23:33 PM »

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Re: Countdown to Rimworld 2
« Reply #119 on: July 18, 2019, 02:53:28 PM »

Oh I am already rich... However i accomplished this by making a dangerous business while in cahoots with Mab0r0shi. We both get 888,100,000 Soul Dollars for every soul we house, and we have a lot of souls in our Hell Apartment.
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GM:You are starving in this cold wasteland. Your team lies in waiting for supplies in your small cavern. There is a fire and th-
Me: I summon bigger fish.
GM: But you can't!
Me: Don't care, there is always a bigger fish to fry...
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