PDA - Penile Detection Algorithm

A Friend · February 16, 2016, 07:48:12 AM

http://pda-pro.net/

"What is PDA?

PDA stands for Penile Detection Algorithm – the world's first automated penis detection software.
You can automatically process any image with PDA to detect, to a high degree of certainty, a penis or multiple penii found within the image."

This is all legit.
I don't know what to think of this.

Listen1 · February 16, 2016, 10:39:52 AM

I don't even...

Gah, that's a hard subject.

Shinzy · February 16, 2016, 11:23:45 AM

Quote from: Listen1 on February 16, 2016, 10:39:52 AMGah, that's a hard subject.

Ooo ho ho hoo!

My inbox could use this though

skullywag · February 16, 2016, 12:29:30 PM

Quote from: Shinzy on February 16, 2016, 11:23:45 AM
Quote from: Listen1 on February 16, 2016, 10:39:52 AMGah, that's a hard subject.
Ooo ho ho hoo!

My inbox could use this though

Umm..i....nahhh waaay too easy

Listen1 · February 16, 2016, 01:38:13 PM

It is a shame that we live in a society that makes everything harder

You already sit stiff in a chair everyday, sometimes needing to go balls deep into your problems so that when you get home to finally come and relax, you open an download site and get drowned in a sea of penises from ads.

So yeah, it is a necessary service.

jzero · February 16, 2016, 02:28:50 PM

"Hey you, yes you!. Do you have the problem plaguing the nation?. Too many epnises in your inbox?. Are you in terror every day after coming home to find penises all over your computer?. Then have I got the product for YOU. I present the PDA the Penile Detection Algorithm. Never again will you be assaulted by willies in your windows, or dicks in your dropbox.

ORDER NOW."

Shinzy · February 17, 2016, 05:59:30 AM

Quote from: jzero on February 16, 2016, 02:28:50 PM
"Hey you, yes you!. Do you have the problem plaguing the nation?. Too many epnises in your inbox?. Are you in terror every day after coming home to find penises all over your computer?. Then have I got the product for YOU. I present the PDA the Penile Detection Algorithm. Never again will you be assaulted by willies in your windows, or dicks in your dropbox.

ORDER NOW."

No, you'd still be having the problem.. you'd just have confirmation that the thing on your screen is infact a penis
and might find more from places that you overlooked (Like maybe there has been multiple penii in your facebook profile picture and you've never noticed)

Listen1 · February 17, 2016, 06:38:15 AM

You know that friend of yours that uses a turtleneck? yeah, penis.

jzero · February 17, 2016, 10:35:31 AM

Quote from: Shinzy on February 17, 2016, 05:59:30 AM
Quote from: jzero on February 16, 2016, 02:28:50 PM
"Hey you, yes you!. Do you have the problem plaguing the nation?. Too many epnises in your inbox?. Are you in terror every day after coming home to find penises all over your computer?. Then have I got the product for YOU. I present the PDA the Penile Detection Algorithm. Never again will you be assaulted by willies in your windows, or dicks in your dropbox.

ORDER NOW."

No, you'd still be having the problem.. you'd just have confirmation that the thing on your screen is infact a penis
and might find more from places that you overlooked (Like maybe there has been multiple penii in your facebook profile picture and you've never noticed)

"BUT SIR, then you would know about there being penises everywhere. I for one HATE not knowing if every image, nay, EVERY WORD is a penis in desguise. But now. MY PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN SOLVED.

BUY NOW"

Lys · February 17, 2016, 03:32:04 PM

I love the names of the "Packages" that they sell - "Micro", "Nice" and "Big"...

StorymasterQ · February 17, 2016, 08:18:01 PM

Is there a "Once you go black" package?

Coenmcj · February 17, 2016, 11:23:25 PM

Someone needs to sell this to Omegle, ASAP