The easiest pirate battle ever

Started by Eric, April 22, 2017, 10:44:53 PM

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Eric

>Be me, managing a colony decently well
>Pirate raid happens
>Aside from a few useless pirates there's also some VERY dangerous ones that could seriously hurt my colonists
>Their faction leader is one of the raiders
>They wander around for a bit before attacking
>Decide to hit them first
>Send out my pawns to cover behind some hills at the edge of the map
>All of a sudden I noticed there was a boomalope herd in between my troops and the enemy raiders
>lightbulb
>Have my marksman kill off a couple of crappier raiders to force their assault
>The entire force is moving closer to the herd
>Order my marksman to shoot the closest boomalope with the intent of only killing that one
>"Boomalope revenge, other boomalopes have joined in"
>ohshit.jpg
>wait a minute
>the one I selected is attacking the pirates
>go through and select each individual boomalope
>they're all attacking the pirates
>order all my people to hold fire
>hilarity ensues
>explosions and fireballs engulf the hapless pirates
>there were pirates with assault rifles stationed further back, raining bullets into the mess to try and kill the boomalopes
>all they ended up doing was hitting their own men and triggering more boomalope explosions that subsequently killed more of their men
>pirate faction leader burns to death
>after heavy losses the pirates decide to just retreat, a battle won all thanks to a random boomalopes herd

Shurp

And this is why raising combat animals would be so awesome if the bonding mechanic were nerfed...
If you give an annoying colonist a parka before banishing him to the ice sheet you'll only get a -3 penalty instead of -5.

And don't forget that the pirates chasing a refugee are often better recruits than the refugee is.

NinjaDiscoJew

Never thought to use boomalopes like that.

213LBC

THrumbos work even better! I can't tell you how many raids I 've stopped by just shooting them from my base and then just hiding out until they die of blood loss! ;D

XeoNovaDan


Greep

It's pretty abusive when used on sieges.  They'll keep trying to put out the fire rather than firing back at you:

https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=5192.msg319897#msg319897
1.0 Mods: Raid size limiter:
https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=42721.0

MineTortoise:
https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=42792.0
HELLO!

(WIPish)Strategy Mode: The experienced player's "vanilla"
https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=43044.0