The Drunkard's Tavern.

[kubolek01]

I gonna make party better! *places a blowtorch under a heatproof bowl full of vodka* Noone will avoid drinking... If he misses gasmask *puts his own on*

[catter]

I have one cup *hic* and you try to choke everyone? Why did I even join in on this madness? *hic*

[harpo99999]

hoyt vodka is just water, use PURE alcohol only, otherwise it is a waste of time
booze is best DRUNK not breathed, and anoyther keg opined, and drinkun

[catter]

Oh how nice it is to have fun drinking your cares away!

*HIC!*

[kubolek01]

Oops! I striked it with energy! And it's hot as heck!!! *launches fusion shields and runs on them outside* 5 mins later no floor left only blueprints. Thanks God we have some steel!

[harpo99999]

und is still drunkin at bar on stool, wunderin where tha floor went (possibly to the toilet to get rid of the hot vodka, but it might be to the drunktank(prison) again due to the hot (possibly stolen) vodka)

[kubolek01]

Yea I stole it. Oops they found me! Better hide or die from crossfire!

[catter]

Wait, *hic* I thought you said that the vodka *hic* was not going to hurt me? I had one too many drinks already... *hic* Bartender, another round of whisky for me and my *hic* friend.

[kubolek01]

Just let me self tend and clean up the hodies... I already carry too much. Where is my Thrumbo?

[harpo99999]

wus that the rug I threw up on over there, btw it looked a bit singed

[catter]

Don't know... Looked like it was, until it was incinerated.

[kubolek01]

Aff 29 kilos less... Whay have I missed? *takes his telescope and points at the window*

[catter]

A dead rug. You also missed me throwing that beer bottle at you.

[harpo99999]

wus tha beer bottle full or empty?
btw throwing full beer bottles in a bar will only have the occupants catching the beers and drinking them, and empties do not do more than mildly irritate the drunks (several hitting a small group of drunks might start a bar fight)

[catter]

It was mostly empty, he also was facing away way from me and I missed him by a small bit... or was that a mile?