need help with quotes for propaganda/speaker mod

[Pan.Q]

"Attention! Always carry with you any ranged weapon, you never know when Boomrat might want to go on a rampage!"

[NoImageAvailable]

ive decided to start recording in like a week or so-what kind of anouncer voice should i do
(ie:supermarket clerk,overseer,glados )

Well if you're going with all the Warning/Attention stuff some kind of semi-monotone robot/AI announcer would be good. When I read the premise of the thread I had to immediately think of this http://youtu.be/ygaYuIj4uFU?t=25m29s

Also some more quotes for raids:
"Intruder alert. All units report to stations."
"All intruders, please report to the detention center"
"All intruders, stand down. All units have been notified of your position, resistance is futile."

[richeygator]

When I read the premise of the thread I had to immediately think of this
http://youtu.be/ygaYuIj4uFU?t=25m29s

thanks,the more i look at it the more im thinking of a semi-robot man voice
think a cross between that and GLaDOS(cause portal fanboy )
slightly more human than the C&C anouncer
either that or a default monotone man voice
though i think the former will add a bit more flavor
and i'd bit more freedom with the inflection
also with the man-it would be kinda hard to get the "speaker" effect with it still sounding good
trust me,i was prototyping a game idea once
think the Stanly parable,but 2d with a completely different message
and during a stage where you broke the speaker/brain chip in your ear
and all he could use to communicate was speakers(dont ask-it would take about a page to explain)
getting the audio to have that fuzzy "speaker" effect was a lot harder then it sounds
(then again-i really sucked at life back then,maybe im over-thinking it)

anyways- *sigh* yet another wall of text from yours truely
thanks for the link

[Darth Fool]

"All meals have been replaced by the finest synthetic paste thanks to improved government planning AI!"

"Remember, the colony council is your friend.  That is why we are announcing a new 'one colonist -- one kidney' friendly sharing policy.  Please report to the infirmary promptly at your assigned time."

"Recent health studies show that too much light is bad for your health, so the colony council is implementing a rolling brown out.  Please be respectful and do not use the kitchen stove, the communications console, or any of the powered crafting stations after dusk.  Your health is important to us."

[StorymasterQ]

Skullywag mentions Theme Hospital's nasally-impaired announcer. I second this notion. Twice.

[JuliaEllie]

"Please note that automatic doors close automatically. Missing limbs will only be replaced by trading another organ."

[skullywag]

"Potatoes...boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew"

[austinwelser]

"Achtung!: All new prisoners please report to organ extr- errr organ replacement center 1"

[mrofa]

me and skullywag,were considering making a propaganda speaker mod.
given the theme of the game-we want them to be somewhat funny
we know that we have some witty people on this forum,
and were wondering if anyone had any quotes they would suggest and/or request
as scullywah put it

I was just wondering, will this be some kind of texture like motes or generated text ?

[skullywag]

Actual sound clips. Could do a no sounds text emote version as well, shouldnt be too hard. I've been familiarising myself with Tynans sound based stuff and its rather good, lots of control.

[austinwelser]

"Achtung!: due to the lack of grown food and clothes all colonists will now start wearing and eating newly killed raiders, that is all."

[Coenmcj]

Attention! ; Anyone found to show signs of psychic sensitivity will have their life promptly re-evaluated! Have a nice day!

Also, REMWorlder, your ones look a bit SCP-ish. what with the O5 memorandums and the reference to our broken god.