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[MisterVertigo]

Small towns can be nice. We just moved back to Omaha after being in a small town for the last 8 years or so. Generally people are nice, but you have to keep your nose clean. If you do something bad or screw anyone over you are going to do major damage to your reputation. Word gets around.

The biggest negative is your choices on places to eat. We always seemed to have a craving for something we couldn't have.

I don't partake, but trust me, getting drugs in a small town would NOT be an issue.

[Adamiks]

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Well, i'm only a social justice warrior on internetz, in real life i stay away from all the drama and trouble, so that wouldn't be an issue for me. And places to eat? There are restaurants everywhere, only fast-food we order is that same kind of pizza from that same restaurant over and over, sometimes we get something from McDonald's, but it's max only few times per year. So yeah, i wouldn't have a huge problem with that either. Living in a city is perfect when you are really social and have a shit ton of money that you can spend on a shit ton of stuff, but that's very far from my current situation.

[Listen1]

I live in a small town that is like a hub for alot of other small towns!

My town is considered small, has 35k inhabitants, but it is a hub town (with large hospital, fire-department etc) to acomodate other 6 cities of 5k to 15k.

But you got it all, alot of restaurants, options of entretaiment, supermarkets, night clubs, the whole deal. And if you want something more "big city" you can go to our neighbour town that has 350k inhabitants and is only 20km away.

Overall, I love my city. And if you don't know about the south of Brazil, look it up. We have more than Carnaval, Football and Caipirinha.

[Adamiks]

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[Spdskatr]

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[Adamiks]

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[mabor0shi]

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Next topic: You are alone in a room, working on something, when you fart. Unexpectedly, an acquaintance enters the room on it's opposite side. They work where you work or they are a friend of a friend, so you will probably see them again soon. They begin to head towards your noxious ass, ETA 10 seconds. What is your ideal course of action?
If something in this scenario makes it impossible for you, change that detail. That's how hypotheticals work. I don't want to hear that you "have no such acquaintance" or you "save all farts until the end of the day, when they are released in an elaborate orgasmic ritual" or your "farts smell like snow" because you are a "little person with at least 51% Eskimo blood".

I live in a small town that is like a hub for alot of other small towns!

My town is considered small, has 35k inhabitants, but it is a hub town (with large hospital, fire-department etc) to acomodate other 6 cities of 5k to 15k.

But you got it all, alot of restaurants, options of entretaiment, supermarkets, night clubs, the whole deal. And if you want something more "big city" you can go to our neighbour town that has 350k inhabitants and is only 20km away.

Overall, I love my city. And if you don't know about the south of Brazil, look it up. We have more than Carnaval, Football and Caipirinha.

I did look up your town before and was surprised at how big it looked compared to its population. It has an interesting history and nice views, so I figured there is a lot of tourism to explain the size to population ratio.

[Adamiks]

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[Listen1]

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Next topic: You are alone in a room, working on something, when you fart. Unexpectedly, an acquaintance enters the room on it's opposite side. They work where you work or they are a friend of a friend, so you will probably see them again soon. They begin to head towards your noxious ass, ETA 10 seconds. What is your ideal course of action?

"Yeah dude, you will regret coming here in 3, 2, 1..."

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[Adamiks]

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[catter]

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Next topic: You are alone in a room, working on something, when you fart. Unexpectedly, an acquaintance enters the room on it's opposite side. They work where you work or they are a friend of a friend, so you will probably see them again soon. They begin to head towards your noxious ass, ETA 10 seconds. What is your ideal course of action?
If something in this scenario makes it impossible for you, change that detail. That's how hypotheticals work. I don't want to hear that you "have no such acquaintance" or you "save all farts until the end of the day, when they are released in an elaborate orgasmic ritual" or your "farts smell like snow" because you are a "little person with at least 51% Eskimo blood".

To that I say nothing but I would give the fearful look of "OH NO!" Then scary violins start to play in my head to make the situation intense...


  I live a weird life. 

[Listen1]

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To that I say nothing but I would give the fearful look of "OH NO!" Then scary violins start to play in my head to make the situation intense...
  I live a weird life. 

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Hey, for all we know you might be a cat typing. That's the internet.

[XeoNovaDan]

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I had a scyther threatening me at lance-point to type this, while the centipede on the other side eagerly looked with its beady eyes, and its awful quality minigun

[catter]

Hey, for all we know you might be a cat typing.

0_0

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

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[mabor0shi]

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Thank you for helping with my strange, juvenile question. I didn't know where else to turn. Special thanks to kitty catter. Interesting to hear wat goes on in the mind of a cat. My cat has a large frame and he swallows his food whole and burps and farts. I used to shame him about it, but that stops now. I didn't realize he may have been embarrassed all along.