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[Adamiks]

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[mabor0shi]

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[wafflep90]

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[Adamiks]

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[mabor0shi]

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what are you guys doing/supposed to be doing on the internet right now?
i am downloading a podcast i listen to a lot. nobody cares what it's called.

[Adamiks]

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I'm supposed to be playing League of Legends but that one graphic card keeps kicking my ass. Yes, theNVIDIAGeForceGTX47027

So i was forced to refresh relations with my old friends. Of course, on internet - cause i'm me.

We have a server on discord, with a hentai corner that i update frequently (am i allowed to link my imgur account that *includes* porn? Let's gamble - http://adambogdaski.imgur.com/). Today we played Cards Against Humanity with custom cards.

[catter]

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I have no friends here or in real life...

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Well, i haven't talked this decision through, but i'm sure nobody will mind if i just leave it here - https://discord.gg/mwWGKZJ

[mabor0shi]

Let's gamble

LoL i am surprised at your boldness [no sarcasm]. we're all friends here (except catter, who doesn't consider us friends) so aint nobody going to turn you in. I'm not a fan of hentai though, because all the girls look the same. And I don't play league of legends. Thanks for the invite though.

I have no friends here or in real life...

Not with that attitude, you don't.
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I'm not a fan of hentai though, because all the girls look the same.

I think you haven't read enough hentai. If you get in the gritty stuff diversity is their main goal. Trust me, it is an amazing world if you pass the first barrier.

Also, after years using this kind of pornography, I still cannot like rape-scenes, so common in these cartoons. I can go from vanilla to the most extreme, but it has to have consent of both parties.

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I call it 'hentai', but it's actually any kind of characters drawn in any kind of style.

Different drawings of that same character (Rem):
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7 - this one represents Ahri and Sona, i just really wanted to include Sakimichan (the artist) here, even though he never made a drawing of Rem

[mabor0shi]

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If you get in the gritty stuff diversity is their main goal. Trust me, it is an amazing world if you pass the first barrier.

Adamiks just made your point. Those are very detailed & varied pics. I mostly only seen hentai when searchin for nude pics of a girl from a show I'm watchin. I become smitten with some anime girl & I think "I gotta see some hentai of her, now!". But all the pics look just like every other girl's body with her head on it, with smaller breasts,pinker nipples,etc. They look generic & I'm disappointed every time. Maybe if it was video it would be good enough. Or a glorious painting, like Adamiks has. I wonder if Sakimichan has seen/read Mirai Nikki(Yuno!) or Ergo Proxy (Pino!) Maybe Pino is takin it too far

[Adamiks]

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Well, i never watched any anime, so i never had that issue. I rather come up across good artists, and fap admire any and all of their drawings.

And if we're on this topic already, i made quite a long list of artists i like.
-Sakimichan
-ToFuuBear
-EvaSolo
-ChicaPixel
-Ricegnat
-DandonFuga
-Feversea
-VelvetQueenH
-Loneold
-Unsomnus
-Cherrylich
-Shadman
-Lacanishu
-Rinapaints
-Tsuaii
-HooBaMon
-Firolian
-Spichis
-ChubyMi
-SolidZonda
-MadeleineInk
-Ebluberry
-Zumi
-Clockwork-Cadaver
-InCase
-YellowRoom
-ZackArgunov
-Liang-Xing
-Goomrrat
-Non (Nonzile)
-MagicnaAnavi
-Hemolami
-Petri Rahkola
-Sciamano240
-SquChan
-BadCompZero
-Kuvshinov Ilya
-NeoArtCorE
-Lynasheet
-OlchaS
-Artgerm
-CGlas
-Loputon
-MichelleHoefener
-ChenBo
-Magion02
-Tigrsasha
-Raichiyo33
-Kyoffie
-Radsquid
-QBLADE

O BOI, i kept looking for new artists when doing this list, so it's VERY long. And i will have A LOT of new fap material very, very soon.

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This has slowly turned into a thread of anime and hentai, all because I found this one picture that was related to mabor0shi's name on a Meatcrawler image search...

This thread is so flexible and takes things way too far left field.

Oh well, at least I can go left field:
"Who's on First?" by Abbott and Costello

Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

Costello: You mean funny names?

Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

Costello: His brother Daffy.

Abbott: Daffy Dean...

Costello: And their French cousin.

Abbott: French?

Costello: Goofè.

Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first baseman.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy playing...

Abbott: Who is on first!

Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's who?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: Who's playing first?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy that gets...

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: Who gets the money...

Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Abbott: What's wrong with that?

Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: How does he sign...

Abbott: That's how he signs it.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

Abbott: No. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first.

Costello: One base at a time!

Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.

Costello: I'm not changing nobody!

Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.

Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: Ok.

Abbott: All right.

PAUSE

Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.

Costello: Now how did I get on third base?

Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

Abbott: No. Who's playing first.

Costello: What's on first?

Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott: He's on third.

Costello: There I go, back on third again!

PAUSE

Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.

Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?

Costello: Now who's playing third base?

Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Costello: What am I putting on third.

Abbott: No. What is on second.

Costello: You don't want who on second?

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!

PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.

Abbott: Who's playing first.

Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?

Abbott: No, What is on second.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first!

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

PAUSE

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because!

Abbott: Oh, he's centerfield.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Sure.

Costello: The pitcher's name?

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: You don't want to tell me today?

Abbott: I'm telling you now.

Costello: Then go ahead.

Abbott: Tomorrow!

Costello: What time?

Abbott: What time what?

Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.

Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?

Abbott: What's on second.

Costello: I don't know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

PAUSE

Costello: Gotta a catcher?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: The catcher's name?

Abbott: Today.

Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.

Abbott: Now you've got it.

Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

PAUSE

Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.

Abbott: So they tell me.

Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

PAUSE

Abbott: That's all you have to do.

Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.

Abbott: Yes!

Costello: Now who's got it?

Abbott: Naturally.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Naturally?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

Abbott: No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.

Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That's different.

Costello: That's what I said.

Abbott: You're not saying it...

Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.

Abbott: You throw it to Who.

Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's what I said!

Abbott: You ask me.

Costello: I throw the ball to who?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Now you ask me.

Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?

Costello: Naturally.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!

Abbott: What?

Costello: I said I don't give a darn!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

Here is the link to the video on Youtube.

[Adamiks]

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