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Listen1 · March 12, 2018, 06:36:06 AM

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Zebras...

SzQ · March 12, 2018, 05:35:51 PM

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declare...

catter · March 12, 2018, 06:55:51 PM

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peace...

mabor0shi · March 13, 2018, 03:55:00 AM

Quote from: catter on March 11, 2018, 09:33:51 PM
I was hoping that it would end up as:

"We could; 7889 soldiers went to war at 9 o'clock this morning."

However, the sentence ending in forever somehow works too.

I will continue to do my best!

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during...

SzQ · March 13, 2018, 07:57:31 AM

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decapitation...

Listen1 · March 13, 2018, 10:45:50 AM

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parties?

They draw a line between black and white.

SzQ · March 13, 2018, 03:57:51 PM

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catter · March 13, 2018, 07:33:24 PM

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Flubberj · March 13, 2018, 10:21:15 PM

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Listen1 · March 14, 2018, 07:04:19 AM

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Did you know? Dihydrogen monoxide is completly lethal and you drink it everyday!

catter · March 14, 2018, 06:50:20 PM

Quote from: Listen1 on March 14, 2018, 07:04:19 AMDid you know? Dihydrogen monoxide is completely lethal and you drink it everyday!

Did you know it is only lethal if it gets in the lungs or if you have too much of it flowing through your body? Yes it is dangerous, but it is as dangerous as a multi-vitamin and yet is still essential to your body. So, if you don't mind I will have some H2O...

Bartender: OK, and what about your friend?

Friend: I'll have H2O too.

(Too bad this ends with him needing a stomach pump!)

puns

Also, I started a new sentence. Did anyone notice the "I've" I posted?
Well, then I guess it is time to stop the sentence posting and try a new game...

Anyone for tennis?

Listen1 · March 14, 2018, 08:28:52 PM

Quote from: catter on March 14, 2018, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Listen1 on March 14, 2018, 07:04:19 AMDid you know? Dihydrogen monoxide is completely lethal and you drink it everyday!
Did you know it is only lethal if it gets in the lungs or if you have too much of it flowing through your body? Yes it is dangerous, but it is as dangerous as a multi-vitamin and yet is still essential to your body. So, if you don't mind I will have some H2O...

Bartender: OK, and what about your friend?

Friend: I'll have H2O too.

In the version I know he dies. Welp, what can we do.

Quote from: catter on March 14, 2018, 06:50:20 PM
Anyone for tennis?

Catch! 7918 serves of nightly cold!

mabor0shi · March 15, 2018, 01:05:37 AM

Quote from: Listen1 on March 14, 2018, 08:28:52 PM
Quote from: catter on March 14, 2018, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Listen1 on March 14, 2018, 07:04:19 AMDid you know? Dihydrogen monoxide is completely lethal and you drink it everyday!
Did you know it is only lethal if it gets in the lungs or if you have too much of it flowing through your body? Yes it is dangerous, but it is as dangerous as a multi-vitamin and yet is still essential to your body. So, if you don't mind I will have some H2O...

Bartender: OK, and what about your friend?

Friend: I'll have H2O too.

In the version I know he dies. Welp, what can we do.

That was a good one.

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catter · March 15, 2018, 06:46:34 PM

Well now, we got a dedicated man right here! Mabor0shi, you have just earned a medal for bravery in trying to restart the sentence game. The medal will be delivered via USPS. (Warning: I am not liable for the loss of the medal and I will not send another if the medal is lost.)

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mabor0shi · March 16, 2018, 12:27:18 AM

Quote from: catter on March 15, 2018, 06:46:34 PM
Well now, we got a dedicated man right here! Mabor0shi, you have just earned a medal for bravery in trying to restart the sentence game. The medal will be delivered via USPS. (Warning: I am not liable for the loss of the medal and I will not send another if the medal is lost.)

I did it

I want to thank Listen1 for starting a conversation about water that bored me into wanting to do the sentence game. I couldn't have done it without him.

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