Not what you expect

[b0rsuk]

Praise The Mighty CORN
wake up, eat corn
Lunch time, eat Corn
Dinner Time, eat Corn.

My profession: Corn Farmer.
Fend off raiders, eat corn
tend to hospitalized colonists, feed corn.
Binge eat, Binge corn.

Create an entire warehouse, can be filled with tens of thousands of various products.
FILL WITH CORN.

Catch Plague, eat corn
Mechanoids attack, eat corn.
Go Beserk and behead your wife, eat corn.

Food Stockpile. Corn Stockpile
Place down farm plot, designate CORN

Socialise with fellow colonists, TALK ABOUT CORN
Convince prisoner to join, COAX WITH CORN

Thrumbos enter, tame with CORN
Dogs, LEARN WITH CORN

simple meals, MADE WITH CORN
psychotic break? EAT CORN

Organ farming, in the name of CORN

GROWING CORN IN THE NAME OF CORN

http://steamcommunity.com/app/294100/discussions/0/135512931366378385/

[skullywag]

Your link doesnt go anywhere so context is completely lost here....

[SpaceDorf]

CORN for the CORNDOG !! .. he is called Khorne for a reason ..

favorite Band KoRn ..

Lets have some Corn, Corn, Egg, Corn, Bacon and Corn.
And all the Vikings sing ..
Corn lovely Corn ..

[cultist]

Convince prisoner to join, COAX WITH CORN

This one is my favorite.

[b0rsuk]

I think the thread was actually removed !! At it was all it really contained.

Sorry for duplicate, I was supposed to remove this thread. I'll remove the other one in Stories instead seeing how you've replied here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[SpaceDorf]

Got another one

The Internet is for Corn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBDCq6Q8k2E

[Granitecosmos]

CORN for the CORNDOG !! .. he is called Khorne for a reason ..

[grinch]

http://corn-hub.blogspot.com.es/

[PotatoeTater]

I sang that whole thing while reading it. I feel so ridiculous.

[b0rsuk]

The author of the poem is "ALWAYS_ANGRON", unless he's actually rehashing some old meme.

[keylocke]

wait.. beheading is an actual thing?

can i mount it in a spike, turn it into a pet, and feed it with corn?

[SpaceDorf]

http://corn-hub.blogspot.com.es/

Posted that on a dating site and had to explain the joke .. .. 

[grrizo]

http://corn-hub.blogspot.com.es/

LMAO!