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I butcher the dead and feed them to the involuntary donors on the red ward while they await the doctor.
It's kind of funny actually... my doctor is also my cook and is a cannibal. It sort of really worked out well for him...
He gets to pull out the useful bits, then carve up the rest to make nice meals before sitting down to enjoy the fruits of a hard says work.
I butcher the dead and feed them to the involuntary donors on the red ward while they await the doctor.
It's kind of funny actually... my doctor is also my cook and is a cannibal. It sort of really worked out well for him...
He gets to pull out the useful bits, then carve up the rest to make nice meals before sitting down to enjoy the fruits of a hard says work.