Corrupt-A-Wish

[A Friend]

Your wish is granted and the thread is given a another chance at life. Unfortunately everyone that replies afterwards just starts shitposting.

Ahem.

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[Kegereneku]

Wish granted, you... get a nightmare of time gone by, whatever that mean.

I wish people only made perfectly understandable wish.

[A Friend]

Your wish is granted. It's perfectly understandable if you speak R'lyehian. Unfortunately you don't. You immediately go insane on your first attempt to try.

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I wish dad was here.

[LouisTBR]

Your wish is granted. It's perfectly understandable if you speak R'lyehian. Unfortunately you don't. You immediately go insane on your first attempt to try.

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I wish dad was here.

Dad is here. He says good morning every day and kisses you on the head. He looks at your mother, pained deeply with the knowledge that you can no longer see him...

I wish Everton could be a much better team, all the time

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted, Evertonis now a much better team, a cricket team.


I wish for people to have no difficulty corrupting others' wish.

[Kegereneku]

Granted, your english is perfect. Because that language have died leaving your as the only one still understanding yourself, but how good you do.

I wish Tynan participated to this thread.

[catter]

Granted Tynan will participate in this thread, but the only problem is that he will do it when deleting this thread...

I wish I were a sentient cat living in a nice home and a nice neighborhood.

[wafflep90]

I wish I were a sentient cat living in a nice home and a nice neighborhood.

Your wish has been granted, you are now a sentient cat but unfortunately your owner has died and you cant open any doors or windows with your paws, you die a slow death


I wish I had a lovely KFC bargain bucket for lunch

[catter]

Your wish is granted, but the bucket is full of deadly micro-organisms which slowly eat you from the inside out.

I wish I had the ability to have better friends more easily.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted, you find great friend very easily, unfortunately to them you are extremely toxic and depressing. All will become mysteriously unreachable or away with airtight alibi (prompting you to more easily find new friends), most will lose all their own friend and a few will kill themselves.
But hey ! Let's be friend !


I wish I could get hired and good at any jobs I wish for

[MeowRailroad]

You get so good at them that employers don't let you leave your job, and that eventually leads to them not paying you.

I wish for a more powerful gaming computer.

[catter]

You have your computer, however the factory put a virus that fries any computer components on start-up.

I wish that the next person to corrupt my wish, doesn't get a corrupted wish.

[Kegereneku]

Granted, my wish won't be corrupted.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.

[catter]

Granted, the loopholes and the destroying of the universe begins. Also sanity ends and we all never exist...








Meanwhile I wish for the end to come soon.

[Barazen]

Granted, the end has come. But its so anticlimactic the sequel begins immediately so no ones but you notices.

I wish i wosh i was a fish.