Corrupt-A-Wish

[catter]

Granted, you are a fish, however you are a shark and are pulled backwards at one point in your life and die.

I wish for a reason to run away.

[Kegereneku]

Granted, you have a reason to run away. But you are now paralyzed.


I wish for wish to stop being granted.

[catter]

Granted, yet not...

A loop hole occurs again and you instantly stop existing from that time onward. You also get this thread transported to another universe where it hasn't yet been trolled by loopholes.

I wish for a magic hammer that has the power to use lightning, make you fly, and have great consequences when hit upon anything.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted, that hammer now exist and sit beside you, unfortunately you are not worthy of Mjölnir and cannot lift it or use it in any way. By the way, an angry Norse is knocking at your door.

I wish I had a tamed dragon similar in everything to "Toothless" in that movie.

[Barazen]

Granted! You now have a pet dragon that acts and behaves exactly as you expected! Unfortunately, so does everyone else.

They sudden demand for food to feed dragons that eat nearly three times as much as a himan causes worldwide famine and unfortuantely, you are one of the first to starve to death.

I wish i ruled a tropical island nation

[catter]

granted, but you slowly go insane from loneliness 'cause no one will want to live on your only volcano island. You eventually think the lava is your friend and try to hug it...

I wish for the Norse to go away or get banished somewhere else than in my town.

[Kegereneku]

Granted, the Norse get banished...after taking back his hammer. He also banish you as well from ever returning to your town. (because it turn out he is a pretty important Norse)

I wish I could hug lava with no ill effect.

[catter]

Wish granted, but after the lava got a hug the water around your island wanted one too and you slowly sink into the Atlantic and suffocate...

I wish for Kegereneku to be saved from his fate.

[A Friend]

Your wish is granted. You and Kegereneku switch places. It is your fate instead.

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I wish people would return my pen after borrowing it.

[catter]

Wish granted, but it always ends up in a very sensitive and useful areas on your body. You later die after the 20th borrowing.

I wish my fate was to die old.

[Barazen]

Granted, you die old. But it happens immediately as you age the last of your years in the space of a hour.

I wish i was able to talk to my colonist in rimworld.

[catter]

Granted, but now he becomes sentient in your computer and creates another Terminator timeline...

I wish loopholes never existed.

[Kegereneku]

Granted, now all people enforce ridiculously precise and rigid rules, any rule check take month to do, your next post for example will require you to check every single rules of the forums with for each rule a throughout essay (that must be peer-reviewed) explaining that your post do not break it.
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I wish for Superman to exist and not see any increase in property damage.

[dv]

Granted. However, Superman was placed in the foster system and abused in a variety of ways by multiple foster parents. Many of whom have since disappeared.

Rather than being a superhero, Clark Kent has no alter-ego. He's a shy, retiring sort of fellow, works as an elementary school librarian, and goes out of his way to avoid damaging property. For that matter, he avoids making loud noises like sonic booms when he flies. He is charming and well-liked, but his coworkers have long since given up trying to set him up on dates.

He graduated from Smallville U in 2002 with a teaching degree and a library/media endorsement, and spent most of 2003 living in Smallville, substitute teaching but unable to find a full time job. At that time the was romantically involved with Lana Lang, who he had originally met as a child while they were both in foster care. Her death in a car accident in 2004 is what prompted him to move to Metropolis.

Before it was disbanded following the freak weather incident that resulted in their entire senior staff and board of directors being frozen to death... indoors... in July of 2015... the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children reported that child disappearances roughly quintupled in the Metropolis area beginning in 2004; the increase consisting almost entirely of girls under the age of 12. Officially, no evidence has been found, but according to an unnamed source at a local laboratory, several ash piles recovered by investigators have tested positive for human DNA.

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I wish I was an immortal post-singularity consciousness.

[Kegereneku]

Your wish is granted (and I'm impressed by the corruption of my wish), however you have chosen a very very bad "Tier three" deal at "Welcome to life"

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I wish I mastered deconstructionism (and for the next poster to fully understand my wish)