Corrupt-A-Wish

Started by NewJack, February 28, 2016, 11:33:36 PM

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mumblemumble

Worth the blows to the gut..

Granted,  but since the ideology is so loose,  and the lore so limited,  the "rules"  of the religion are completely unenforceable. Society slowly devolves over time,  getting worse,  more depraved,   until eventually the "religion"  falls to the wayside and pleasure is the one and only driving force for people. Drugs,  rape,  assault,  and other things increase while desire to improve the world vanishes,  and things eventually fall into dark,  almost cave man times.  Eventually new religions start,  with old principles of existing religions,  old virtures,  and stability is eventually regained,  but this takes a 1000 year process,  by which time society has deteriorated.

I wish modern music wasn't such crap that talked about sex,  cheating,  how much money i got, how I'm going to kick someones ass,  and other crap as much.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Simon_The_Space_Engineer

Quote from: mumblemumble on April 20, 2016, 07:09:22 PM
I wish modern music wasn't such crap that talked about sex,  cheating,  how much money i got, how I'm going to kick someones ass,  and other crap as much.
your wish is granted and sex, cheating, money, and fighting are now no longer exist but all songs that involve more than 5 lines of singing are now sung by dyslexic 5th graders or teenagers that continuously have voice cracks while singing mildly ok
I wish things i order online didnt take so long to order or that express shipping was a lot cheaper, either works
In the end, we all make the same leather hats.

NewJack

Your wish has been granted, yet this is achieved by using 0-t portals which are controlled by the TechnoCentre, which stores all it's machinery in the singulatiry between portals,and, one day, after the Renegades win, the TechnoCentre decides to eliminate all of mankind.

   I wish I had more genies.
A lesser light asked Ummon

Are there multiple futures

Ummon answered

Does a dog have fleas

BetaSpectre

Quote from: NewJack on April 25, 2016, 02:08:46 PM
Your wish has been granted, yet this is achieved by using 0-t portals which are controlled by the TechnoCentre, which stores all it's machinery in the singulatiry between portals,and, one day, after the Renegades win, the TechnoCentre decides to eliminate all of mankind.

   I wish I had more genies.
Billions of genies appear, but only one can grant your wish. You don't know which one can, and can only talk to one genie at a time. An entire lifetime might not be long enough for you to find your one in a billion wish granting genie...

I wish that rimworld had underwater colonies.
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NewJack

Your wish has been granted, making all colonies underwater. Because you were not ready(no underwater biodomes, food supplies etc.) all your colonies stopped existing.

I wish I had a slave who would constantly increase my post amount.
A lesser light asked Ummon

Are there multiple futures

Ummon answered

Does a dog have fleas

Mufflamingo

Your wish has been granted, but your slave will keep on posting an "I am a noob Rimworld player" in this forum. Yeah you noob. :>

I wish my wish will never be granted!!!
Bleeeee. . . . .

keylocke

congrats! your wish was never granted! but this wish creates a paradox that lets you divide by zero while eating your cake and having it too!

the universe suddenly implodes at this logical zero-cake conundrum, with aliens living in BK201 wondering "wtf is logic?" as they get sucked first in to oblivion.

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i wish that i can teleport portions of my body via portal. like teleporting my X into someone's Y.

ie : sending my fingers up someone's nostrils.   :P

NewJack

   Your wish has been granted, yet your first atempt at teleporting leaves you without your manhood and gives you an infection, from which you die.

   I wish there was another season of South Park
A lesser light asked Ummon

Are there multiple futures

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Does a dog have fleas

keylocke

granted! however, this new south park season is now a live-action version and you've been involuntarily casted as kenny. have fun getting brutally mutilated every episode.

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i wish everyone in the world is transformed into a burrito.

StorymasterQ

Your wish is granted! Everyone, including you, is transformed into a burrito. Two seconds later, a hungry flock of seagulls turned around and said, "Mine?"

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I wish I have an bottomless mug of coffee.
I like how this game can result in quotes that would be quite unnerving when said in public, out of context. - Myself

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NuclearStudent

Quote from: StorymasterQ on May 02, 2016, 09:35:13 PM
Your wish is granted! Everyone, including you, is transformed into a burrito. Two seconds later, a hungry flock of seagulls turned around and said, "Mine?"

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I wish I have an bottomless mug of coffee.

Your wish is granted, and the steamy brown liquid overflows until it drowns all of civilization. Nothing is left but the memory of pain, and when the last person dies, that too is gone.

I want to get 5/5 on my exams!

TheGentlmen

Quote from: NuclearStudent on May 03, 2016, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: StorymasterQ on May 02, 2016, 09:35:13 PM
Your wish is granted! Everyone, including you, is transformed into a burrito. Two seconds later, a hungry flock of seagulls turned around and said, "Mine?"

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I wish I have an bottomless mug of coffee.

Your wish is granted, and the steamy brown liquid overflows until it drowns all of civilization. Nothing is left but the memory of pain, and when the last person dies, that too is gone.

I want to get 5/5 on my exams!

You got 5/5 questions wrong on the exam... good job.

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I want to stop procrastinating.

(No ones asked this right?)

NewJack

Your wish has been granted, you now live a life of leasure on a lifeless planet(no plans- no procrastination), yet, after having played all of earths video games, you shoot yourself.

   I wish human ramen would become more than a dream
A lesser light asked Ummon

Are there multiple futures

Ummon answered

Does a dog have fleas

Fridge8214

Granted, but you will be the 1st human ramen to be eaten.

I wish I had 3 bodies.

NewJack

    Your wish has been granted. You gain three rotten corpses+ the cops are after you.

I wish I forgot all interesting movies and books that I have read until now
A lesser light asked Ummon

Are there multiple futures

Ummon answered

Does a dog have fleas