Corrupt-A-Wish

[AllenWL]

Your wish is granted. However, you are killed to make the ramen, resulting in your Iphone case being sent to charity.

I wish I could survive a nuclear fallout if it ever happens.

[NewJack]

Your wish has been granted, yet you survive it in the form of a live burrito in a rubish bin .

I wish of an Iphone case out of the foreskin of Donald Trump.

[NightingaleSGT]

Your wish has been granted. However, in order to obtain his foreskin, you had to vote for him first, causing violent anti-trump supporters to hunt you down.

I wish for Inspiration

[mumblemumble]

Granted, but inspiration causes perspiration about the emancipation proclamation when you make historical revelations, which cause you to be hunted by a corrupt government association.

I wish rimworld would get z levels.

[TheGentlmen]

Granted, rimworld is never updated for the next 90 years tho.

I wish for Donald trump to be assassinated if he is elected.

[Listen1]

Granted, after his assasination, Interpol, FBI and CIA start investigating, and after they find the post above, they realize that didn't get updated, and that your wish became true. They track you down, find where you live, when you notice you are being followed, you run for it, get shot in the leg and taken for interrogation. After days and days getting beat up and torture, you finally scream: "That was my wish and the world will thank me for it!" before dying of bloodloss. Even though that was your thought, the whole world would not know your existence, because all this was kept on secrecy.

Also rimworld was not released because the forum was closed and rimworld postponed.

I wish I had a fish tank

[AllenWL]

Your wish is granted. However, said fishtank arrives by falling out a cargo plain onto your head from whatever altitude planes fly at, hitting you in such a way that for the rest of your life, you cannot move your body yet your pain receptors fire non-stop 24/7.

I wish earth was attacked by giant mutant zombie moths that look really pretty.

[NewJack]

Your wish has been granted. Sadly, the mutant zombie moths release "Donald Trump's obediance remedy™" into the air when they fly, making everyone lay in a convulsive euphoria and not notice their prettiness and elegance.

I wish I had a ramen bowl trimmed wish Donald Trump's foreskin

[GuesUserNameGUN]

Wish granted. but donald trumps foreskin is actually the part of his body that holds all of his stupidity. it leaks into the ramen bowl, and whenever you eat from it you slowly get stupider and stupider until one day you think the world revolves around you so you cross the road without looking because you think the cars will stop for you; then you get hit by one and you are paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life.

i wish i had the power to manipulate probability (e.g. whats the chance someone will drop a credit card with 1billion dollars infront of me today and forget about it? 0%? lets make that 100%)

[AllenWL]

Your wish is granted. However, the chances of your ability actually activating the ability is 0%.

I wish my sendowl link updates already.

[StorymasterQ]

Your wish is granted. Your sendowl link has been updated, but it's not for Rimworld. It's for Gratuitous Space Battles 2.

Inspired by the last wish, I wish I have an owl.

[Dr. Z]

Granted! You now own the most angry, brutal owl ever existed on earth and for all it's live it will try to kill you and escape from you. The only way of stopping it is killing it, but unfortunately you love it.

I wish for Donald Trump never being mentioned in this thread anymore.

[AllenWL]

Your wish is granted and Donald Trump i... uh, what I mean is your wish is granted and Don... hrm... Well, your wish is granted, but due to your wish mentioning D... that dude itself, your wish can never mentioned again due to it being impossible to mention your wish without mentioning you-know-who, and because reasons, this causes a rip in the fabric of logic, and you end up locked in a mental facility for all of eternity, then a year, because reasons.

I wish I knew what the heck I just wrote.

[Listen1]

Granted, you now undestand what you said, after 10 minutes you kill yourself.

I wish I could take a month off work and collage to dedicate to rimworld A13

[Dr. Z]

Granted. After ten minutes of gaming your computer dies and needs to be send in to be repaired. Service needs a month to repair your computer. You can not wish for the same thing twice.

I wish I could think of a wish.