Corrupt-A-Wish

[catter]

Granted...

Guess you shouldn't text while flying.

I wish nobody is majorly offended by this gif.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted everybody is FANTASTICALLY offended by your gif.
It has now become a wordwide problem being published on every news network of the planet. You also got the absolute approval of TRUMP who is now using you to justify increasing the defense budget and cutting tax from the rich.

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I wish I had the ability to save my life like in videogame and restart from any save with full memory of it.

[crazyroosterman]

wish granted it works exactly as you wanted it to however the memory of each life you had before each reload you had to do begin to mix together in till you lose track of who you are and what you are doing and what is happening around you and appear to go mad to the outside world.

did that make any sense? I've been reading a book which explored a premise quite similar in ways which got me inspired for that corruption.


I wish for there to be significantly less house cats in the world.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted a lot of house cat disappear inexplicably (Catter doesn't).
While the world was aghast (and talking about it non-stop for years) it doesn't make house cat any less attractive (and bent to control the world), in fact it make them even more envied and as a result the remaining ones are bred as much as possible and sold at very high price, especially on the dark market who take the kitten too young (cause they are cuter) and don't treat them. The result are traumatized and malformed cat. Funny cat meme become an even more part of the Internet as they rarity make them even more valuable. A house-cat channel become the most watched channel on youtube.
With an important part of the ecosystem gone, rat and mouse population explode (yes I had "house" cat, if they can get outside, they will hunt, you know they do if they have big mustache).


I wish the gaming industry never used shitty Pay2win and pay4randomlootbox money schemes.

[dv]

Wish granted. AAA games don't exist and Steam flopped.

I wish that I were one of the cool kids.

[catter]

Granted, you are now a "cool kid" in which you have a slight dependence on many drugs (alcohol, weed, coke, or what ever else is out there) and you must have a little of each or else go through coma as an effect of withdrawals. Guess being "cool" isn't what it is cut out to be...

I wish that Kegereneku didn't have such a bad grudge, or at least would tell me why there is a grudge.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted Keger tell you everything, unfortunately you do not like what you hear and it raise more question than answer. A while back you kept trying to force cat meme and yet somehow, now you see a problem when someone remind it by making fun of it.
There's no grudge, I'm surprised you took it that bad, now I think I should have run with the "(catter doesn't)" I planned at first and don't overextend it.


I wish existed a super-heroic DOG who save human life, like Krypto the super-dog.

[catter]

Wish granted,

There you go, you now have Under-dog who we all know about. The catch is that the universe is slowly being destroyed due to the crossing of universes...

I wish for a car to come by with lots of money in the back seat.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted, this is a stolen car from a bank robbery with a bag full of stolen money on the backseat, it crash into you as the thiefs are trying to escape the police. You die slowly on the side of the road.

I wish I could talk to animal and order them around.

[catter]

Granted, now every animal you talk to will do as you say. This may be great and all for you, but the owners of some of the animals soon rise up and kill you in the middle of the night. This attempt almost failed because you ordered a very attentive dog to watch over you with out killing you. This dog died due to a very heavy beating and you are shot in the leg and gut. You are then left to die slowly on your floor due to internal bleeding.

I wish that I could help some cops catch some robbers.

[NeverPire]

Wish granted. Thanks to you police have arrested a dozen of robbers.
Actually, you was one of them. During a robbery, you have accidentally pushed on a red button, warning the police of the presence of your gang of thefts. None of you have escaped but your comrades intend to make you pay when you will be released.

I wish to get legitimately and without any injury a bread-that-does-not-dry maker.

[Kegereneku]

Wish granted, you are capable of making a bread that never do dry, instead it goes moist.
However its taste is absolutely horrible and it's pretty bad for health as well, since you do not injure yourself needlessly you refuse to ever taste your own bread.


I wish the AI of the games "Total War" weren't cheating so badly and the easy difficulty was actually easy.

[ruddthree]

Granted, but the game becomes so easy, that you become bored incredibly quickly, and uninstall the game.

I wish to not have a need for sleep.

[gipothegip]

Granted, you won't need to sleep, but the additional stress on your mind and body will catch up to you over the years, driving you to madness.

I wish I had instantaneous internet, thus not having to wait for downloads & buffering, or having to worry about ping.

[SpaceDorf]

Granted, this also gives you the additional feature that every trojan and virus instantly installs on your system and your hardware can't keep up with the required data processing so your system crashes every couple of minutes.

I wish I was able to solve all my problems