We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas.

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Jovus

#270
March 08, 2017, 06:07:14 PM
Reposition Rimworld so that future releases are designed as a high-precision poultry-farming simulation model with random forcing events. Then apply for a grant from the US Department of Agriculture for further development.

mumblemumble

#271
March 08, 2017, 06:16:28 PM
Recruit and hire a social justice division to rimworld, to make sure rimworld is fittingly "diverse"
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

SpaceDorf

#272
March 08, 2017, 06:30:02 PM
The first demand of the social justice division is Ninjas.
There are plenty of Pirates but not a single Ninja so far.
Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
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mumblemumble

#273
March 08, 2017, 06:45:56 PM
Quote from: SpaceDorf on March 08, 2017, 06:30:02 PM
The first demand of the social justice division is Ninjas.
There are plenty of Pirates but not a single Ninja so far.
But ninjas cannot wear black, because its racist. They also cannot wear white, because thats also racist.

they must wear pink

pink ninjas.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

SpaceDorf

#274
March 08, 2017, 07:10:41 PM
Quote from: mumblemumble on March 08, 2017, 06:45:56 PM
Quote from: SpaceDorf on March 08, 2017, 06:30:02 PM
The first demand of the social justice division is Ninjas.
There are plenty of Pirates but not a single Ninja so far.
But ninjas cannot wear black, because its racist. They also cannot wear white, because thats also racist.

they must wear pink

pink ninjas.

Finally someone gave me an explanation for the power rangers.
Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
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mumblemumble

#275
March 08, 2017, 07:41:45 PM
That made me laugh  ;D

also, reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUTc7z3J7xY
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Jovus

#276
March 08, 2017, 07:48:47 PM
Open a new tier of support for Rimworld: you get a boxed set, which comes with a breathalyzer that will not allow you to play Rimworld if you have a BAC above the local legal limit for operating machinery.

Then open another, higher tier that ships with a breathalyzer and won't allow you to play Rimworld unless your BAC is above the local legal limit for operating machinery.

mumblemumble

#277
March 08, 2017, 07:50:54 PM
to be honest, this sounds like a funny lets play idea.

Shot on all red events, on joined colonists, ect.
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

b0rsuk

#278
March 08, 2017, 08:23:02 PM
Feed rats chemfuel to transform them into boomrats.

mumblemumble

#279
March 08, 2017, 08:35:06 PM
Pretty sure you would just end up with dead rats who are incredibly flammable  :D
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Jovus

#280
March 08, 2017, 08:37:52 PM
Quote from: b0rsuk on March 08, 2017, 08:23:02 PM
Feed rats chemfuel to transform them into boomrats.

Why limit to rats? Feed chemfuel to everything!

"Look upon my boomthrumbo, ye mighty, and despair!"

This sounds like a mod I would definitely use, once.

mumblemumble

#281
March 08, 2017, 08:42:50 PM
Boom tribals....

/thread
Why to people worry about following their heart? Its lodged in your chest, you won't accidentally leave it behind.

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Its bad because reasons, and if you don't know the reasons, you are horrible. You cannot ask what the reasons are or else you doubt it. But the reasons are irrefutable. Logic.

Jovus

#282
March 08, 2017, 08:49:52 PM
Quote from: mumblemumble on March 08, 2017, 08:42:50 PM
Boom tribals....

/thread

You can add chemfuel to your nutrient paste dispensers (have two hoppers, one with rice) to create boomcolonists/boomprisoners.

Next time those pesky pirates raid you, let their comrades out of their confinement. Finally, a reason other than organ harvests to take pirate prisoners!

SpaceDorf

#283
March 09, 2017, 12:49:00 PM
I want this now :)

UNLEASH THE GOAT !!!!

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https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2015/10/07/chapter-28-win-condition/

Or here to avoid spoilers of an awesome online novel.
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Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
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SpaceDorf

#284
March 10, 2017, 04:47:54 PM
Boom-Crabs.

And Necromancers .. Rimworld needs Necromancers ..

I noticed that I totally forgot how awesome skeletal carb and bone fragments can be :)
Maxim 1   : Pillage, then burn
Maxim 37 : There is no overkill. There is only open fire and reload.
Rule 34 of Rimworld :There is a mod for that.
Avatar Made by Chickenplucker
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