Alpha 13 - New events are gonna be hilarious

[StorymasterQ]

It's almost like This War of Mine, isn't it? A13 will have many people cross their WTF Threshold many times.

[Shurp]

going straight into my incineration room. Yeah,  i still use the stone vault with clothing on the floor / molotov setup. Not only does it incinerate bodies extremely well,  it consumes no power,  and gives the rest of the base a good heat boost once the room gets around 1000 f.

And Rimworld's first concentration camp gas oven is born.

Godwin's Law!  I win!

[A Friend]

It's almost like This War of Mine, isn't it? A13 will have many people cross their WTF Threshold many times.

That would actually be a cool experience. But I doubt it'll be as dramatic as Depression Simulator 2014 TWM. I would really love to see how the relations play out. I want it to give me a reason to feel attached to my characters like XCOM 2.

[JimmyAgnt007]

March Is Coming...

Relations, no matter how well they are done, will only be the first draft.  We play it, poke holes in it, and things get fixed.  It will be interesting to see how it works out and I look forward not only to it but what it evolves into.  Tynan isnt known for holding back so it will be fun.

[LeoTessa]

Le me wondering

Your child is 5 years old (you da mvp player) and the parent has... 1570...

"Dad what was it like back where you came from?"

"Dunno ive been sleeping for centuries"

[praguepride]

I hate to say it but Dwarf Fortress and Crusader Kings I & II already treaded the "hilarious/dark/awful" territory. There is even the various "s***Xsays" threads on reddit where you have CK2 players asking "how can I kill my kids?" and "why can't I marry my daughter" while dwarf fortress "min/max" play involves forcibly separating parents from their kids so that you can put them through "baby danger room" training so they emerge puberty as battle scarred legendary combatants.


I said it before and I'll say it again, programming "PC" is more work then just letting this stuff go through. Tynan builds systems and players can use or abuse them as they see fit. If people are SUPER OUTRAGED BECAUSE OF BABY MURDER SIMULATOR...just point them at the other simulation games that have this stuff going on. CK2, by design, has brothers marrying their 16yr old sisters. Pediphilia AND incest.

If people get super upset they can always create "PG" mods for the game. No more harvesting captured raiders for organs, no more slavery, no more cannibalism...

[StorymasterQ]

Programming PC, did you say? I've always programmed PC. I've never owned a Mac, you see.

...BADUMTSH?

[magicbush]

Any gays in my colony will be shot . Im not homophobic but as already pointed out, why does everything have to have its token gay couple. I dont think Tynan intended it to be like that so this is more of a reply to others in this thread.

Theres plenty of stuff i used to watch on tv and now dont because of this. If its something people want to engage in then each to their own but why do they have to force everyone else to be a part of it.

Hah I was thinking that and I agree its not needed, especially in a small colony the odds would be very slim with only around 1-5% of the world actually being homosexual. At least in this game we have a lot of options to remedy the situation lol.

*edit* Sorry just saw the post by a mod saying not to talk about that so edited my post.

[Daman453]

Why not publish alpha 13 now? 

[porcupine]

Why not publish alpha 13 now? 

Because everybody knows it's coming out Tuesday!

[RickyMartini]

Why not publish alpha 13 now? 

Because a13 should be well prepared before served.

[jzero]

I feel like we should just rename this thread "post about random crap and occasionally argue" because I think that is the point we have reached

[Kaballah]

Cannibalism and making hats out out of human skin: AWESOME GAME!!! 
Gay people: OMG EWWWW 

We haven't really come too far as a species have we

[mcduff]

Cannibalism and making hats out out of human skin: AWESOME GAME!!! 
Gay people: OMG EWWWW 

We haven't really come too far as a species have we

Apparently not. This thread has been an incredibly disappointing read.

[Toggle]

Cannibalism and making hats out out of human skin: AWESOME GAME!!! 
Gay people: OMG EWWWW 

We haven't really come too far as a species have we

Apparently not. This thread has been an incredibly disappointing read.

Shouldn't be very disappointing, it's just blatant trolls.